Beiste: Can I help you, Sue?

Sue: Principal Sue, and I'm here to inform you that effective 4 pm today. The football team is officially... disbanded.

Beiste: Well if you're cuttin' the football team, who are your cheerios gonna cheer for?

*silence*

Sue: I will get back to you on all of this later

*Sue then wrote a paragraph on her diary titled HUMILIATION*