on the phone with his boss, so he covers it with one hand and yells down, "I'm in my office!"

puts the giant stuffed bears and hearts on the couch. He skips into Lithuania's office. "Hej, Liet~!" he calls out, letting go of the heart

shaped balloons. He sets down the boxes of chocolate on Lithuania's desk, scattering papers with the motion. He throws a giant bouquet of

flowers into Lithuania's free hand before throwing his arms around the other man and giving him a sloppy kiss on the cheek. "Happy

Valentine's Day~!"

makes a frantic grab for one of the papers he was working on, causing him to drop the phone. His effort is thwarted when he finds flowers in

his hand and a Poland in his lap. "H-happy Valentine's." He can still hear his boss over the phone, sounding confused and a bit angry.

smiles and traces patterns across Lithuania's chest with his forefinger. "So, you can, like, totally give me your gifts later. Can we, like,

have awesome Valentine's Day sex?"

still straining to hear his boss over the phone but increasingly distracted by the man in his lap. "Maaaybe. Can I finish my call first?"

lets his hand wander a little lower. "Aw, c'mon, Liet. I've been looking foward to this for, like, forever. I even got this totally cute

outfit, and special lube and junk," he says loudly, still mostly unaware of the phone in Lithuania's hand.

((totes dropped the phone, but it's all good XD))

((That poor man...both Liet and his boss. XD))

flushes and sets the flowers on his desk. "It's very cute." He bites his lip. Maybe his boss will think the line went down and just hang up.

Or maybe he'll think something happened and show up in person! Or....!

((O HAY THAR. JUST NOTICED THAT...WELL, FEEL FREE TO RETCON? ...perhaps it's too late. XD *fail flail*))

((naw, the only important thing is I can't get to the phone XD))

(('Kay...I shall not forget again! XD))

smiles happily at this and nuzzles Lithuania's cheek. "Dzięki, Liet," he says, giggling.

"So," he says, his hand wandering even further south. "How about you, like, take a break?"

whimpers. He can't reach his phone, but the base is still on his desk, so he reaches over and presses a button to end the call. With any

luck, his boss will understand...

((TOTALLY JUST REALIZED I HADN'T RESPONDED. TROLLOLOLOLOL))

doesn't notice any of this happening, of course, and kisses Lithuania deeply.

kisses him back, decided to go with it since he's already unable to continue working. He wraps his arms around Poland, then suddenly jerks

away when the phone rings.

scowls and grabs the phone. "Hej, I'm, like, totally about to have awesome Valentine's Day sex with Liet, so you need to, like, call some

other time. I got that special tingly lube~!" He says cheerfully, setting the phone down without hanging up and going back to what he'd been

doing.

goes completely red and moans. He really hopes that's some random stranger or telemarketer on the line, and not his boss calling back...

mistakes his moan for one of pleasure and starts undoing his belt. "Liet, your boss is, like, totally lame. He should have known we'd be

having awesome sex, like, all day. It's totally Valentine's Day, duh!"

looks between the phone and the hands at his belt and makes his decision. Poland is too convincing for his own good. "R-right?" He doesn't

notice that the phone is still connected.

kisses the underside of Lithuania's jaw and finally gets the belt off. His hand dives into the other man's pants eagerly. "Tak, and this

lube is supposed to feel totally awesome, too."

((By the way, Poland didn't not hang up on purpose. He has mostly learned his lesson...however, he's also unaware of his surroundings XD))

flushes and lets his head fall back. He slips his hands under Poland's shirt and lifts it up.

easily slides his hands out, trailing them down Lithuania's chest again. "Wait, we, like, totally need to try this~!" He reaches into the

pocket of his discarded blouse and pulls out a bottle of "totally awesome" lube.

can't help but moan a little. At least when it came to these kinds of things, Poland knew what he was doing. And even better, it seemed like

his boss had given up on trying to call again.

squirts some out onto his fingers, and right as he reaches down to...take a hold of Lithuania, he notices the phone in his peripheral

vision. "Oops," he mutters, giving the other man a few pumps before picking up the phone with a lube-slicked hand. It nearly slid from his

fingers as he brought it to his ear. "Are you still, like, there? Go away, I want to, like, get off."

hisses at the cooler temperature. It takes him a moment to realize that Poland isn't talking to him, and then another to notice the phone.

freezes. When he hears the accusatory tones coming from the phone, his stomach plummets.

((I imagine his boss is yelling at Poland for being distracting, inappropriate, etc. etc.))

((Oh, yeah, I can imagine. XD))

((Hey, can I put words in Liet's boss's mouth, like, via Poland's responses...))

((Go for it~))

furrows his brow and switches the phone into his other hand in order to get back to what he'd been doing. "I, like, don't even know what

'revenue' means, but I'm, like, totally trying to get get Liet hard, and I think you're, like, killing his boner."

Either despite or because of his mortification, his first thought is to explain what 'revenue' means. "L-lenki....give me the phone..."

continues attempting to give Lithuania a hand-job. "I've got this, Liet," he says. "Can you like, call back some other time? Doing this to

your voice is totally grody."

makes a grab for the phone. "Lenki!" he hisses.

pouts, but gives him the phone, taking advantage of both hands being free to continue his ministrations.

takes a moment to gain at least a tiny bit of composure before speaking. "Ah...hi. S-sorry...no, no I'm not. Um...he just does that. Ah!"

shoots Poland a weak glare.

"You should totally just hang up on him while you're still hard." He says, not bothering to keep his voice down.

gasps and looks away. "Really, no...I told you, he just does that!" he snaps and immediately feels his stomach plummet. "S-s-sorry..."

rolls his eyes and gets a tissue from Lithuania's desk. He begins cleaning the lube off Lithuania's hand and the phone gently.

closes his eyes and weathers the ranting from the phone. It is, as Poland says, boner-killing.

((XDDDD TOTALLY FORGOT THIS WAS HAPPENING. I lawled...))

wriggles out of his skirt and sits back on the desk with a quiet sigh. If he just waited patiently...he drums his perfectly manicured

fingers against the desk.

pulls his feet up into the chair and ducks his head, increasingly mortified. Couldn't his boss just let him die from embarrassment in peace?

"Hej, how much longer is he going to, like, talk at you, and junk?" He hissed, glaring at the phone.