-arrived in <insert city and shit here, because this world is weird and shit or w/e, cackles, dealing business at a shop-
(( IL LUPO YOU CAN JOIN. DIS IS FOR ALL THE TEMPLARS IN THE HOUSE. HOLLAH ))
((AWW YESSSSS.))
(( CAHA SWING DAY SWEET ASS ON IN HURR ))
I'm a Templar 8D NOW.
JK IGNORE ME
(( LOL ))
-slides florins over the counter, grabbing his newly purchased longer syringes, placing them in a pouch- Well... I'm starving.
*slides in next to Dottore with barely a sound, smirking . He has been lurking nearby within his element, sticking to the dark shadows and
roofs, waiting.* Il Lupo is hungry, too.
-used to him creeping up on him- This is shit! How do we get stuck with an almost impossible task, and none of the other allies? They are
all cowards - none of them responded, unless they went in another direction. -a lot purr-like laugh echoes inside his mask- At least I got
NO WONDER CAHA DIDN'T SEE TIHS LMAO))
someone I can trust, right? -rubs his hands together- Now, food?
(( COME ON IN. THE WATER IS GREAT ))
((where are they?))
(( Uh, kind of in another town in Italy, VIRTUAL ITALY, OR REAL ITALY WHATEVER ))
(( not too far from Mont. ))
(( IT IS ITALY WITHIN AN ITALY WITHIN AN ITALY))
(( INCEPTION ))
-jumps in through the window-
Bonjour, connards. -
-is in normal attire, can't damn well be prancing around in hellequin suits in the middle of the day/evening-
-sloooowly turns his head, looks at her carefully- You are... that... -turns his head at almost a 90 degree angle-
(( 
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))
(( -song going through his head hahaha- ))
(( IF HE LLIVED IN PRESENT DAY HAHA ))
((OH BBY BBY))
-has her hair tied in a loose ponytail going over her shoulder- I am...? I am the Hellequin. What, do you not recognize me? -smirks-
-damn right he wouldn't-
((FFFFF WHAT))
(( -no one really knows what the Doctor looks like under his mask hahaha oooh yeaaah, he just wears it to play the fitting part of a
"travelling doctor, and finds it acceptable to wear it a lot. and no one knows his real age ooooo MYSTERY ))
-might as well not wear it when randomly in public :| -
-WELL ACTUALLY HE COULD-
-hm-
*Oh, now /this/ will be fun. In two strides he is by Caha's side, picking up a hand and laying a kiss to the top of it.* Welcome, bella.
It is a pleasure.
You are that French girl? Ah, oui oui! -buckles forward in an exaggerative laugh- And what brings you to this fine town? -rubs hands
together, watching Il Lupo with her-
*pulls away and god, does he ever stop smirking? Apparently not.*
-gives him a smile- Merci, monsieur.
-looks at Dottore, her smile dropping in an instant- Oui oui *indeed*. -YOU GOT ON HER BAD SIDE. /adds a tick to the mental count. 1/3-
Cesare sent me.
-GOOD, BECAUSE HE'LL END UP LIKING HER, BUT I WANT THIS TO BE CHALLENGING-
-crosses her arms and cocks a hip out to the side-
((Il Lupo just likes to be a player.))
-SHE. WILL. BITCH. HIM. OUT-
-Il Lupo will be dominated like he has never been dominated before if he doesn't watch out-
((This does not bother Il Lupo. In fact, quite the opposite.))
-can safely check her out behind his mask, a low laugh emitting from him- Well, food then. Shall we? I'm just /dying/. Or someone will be in
a bit if we can not get food soon.
(( WE ARE TEMPLARS. WE ARE INSANE DERP ))
Oui oui. -feels his eyes on her, doesn't care though. she likes having eyes on her =w=b-
-saunters over to a table, takes a seat on one side-
*takes the other side, sitting across from Caha.*
-sits between them, fumbling his hands together- S-so hungry. -lays the side of his head against the table, groaning-
( ps: he's more insane than the others 
I mean, hell he's a serial killer 8|
I mean, hell he's a serial killer 8|
(Caha's a crazed bitch bro)
-sits at the table, isn't planning on eating, is here to talk with them about what Cesare wants-
(too bro*))
(( Aren't we all, darlings? Aren't we all? -silent group hugs everyone- ))
((-silently crazy group hug-))
-sits up quickly, slapping the table top- Service! Food! Now! Bring only the best! -still, strangely wearing his mask-
Shouldn't you remove your mask? -leans back, slinging her arms over the chairs next to her-
You are wasting your breath. He never removes it.
Wouldn't you be interested to see me eat with it on? -cackles, looks over at Il Lupo, elbowing him some-
-stares for a moment-
.... -laughs. 0/3.-
-\o/-
You are right, monsieur. Perhaps I *would* like to see you attempt to eat with it on.
*brings a hand up and chuckles* That would amuse Il Lupo very much.
-roast chicken, potatoes, vegetables, more more food and ale placed on the table, wiggling his fingers in delight, throwing his hands up-
Yee! I will not disappoint you see! -leans forward, pecking at it with the bill of his mask, sitting back up- Oh I guess this will not do,
hm?
-claps, is still amused by this-
-IS AN APPRECIATOR OF ENTERTAINMENT FF-
I DO NOT APPRECIATE THIS! There is food in the way of my cover [aka mask]! How will I feast!? Il Lupo - please, eat! Ah, your name, besides
being the ever so hellish Hellequin, was...?
Caha. Je m'appelle Caha. -smiles, puts an elbow on the table and puts her chin in her palm, watching the other attempt to eat-
*is not surprised by said action and is in fact rather amused, picking up his own utensils and picking away at his food while watching.*
-fingers dig inside the roasted chicken, ripping shreds of the breast meat off, his one hand slightly pulling it away from his mouth, yet
his hand is covering his mouth as he slips it into his mouth, chewing quietly- I think my beak is not working, so I shall eat this way I
suppose. -his voice not muffled sounding- Caha, may'm. Please eat. -his words a little.. different, so to speak-
-instantly shoots up and across the table, curiosity took the best of her and tilts the beak up a little, glancing at the ~dottore's~ face-
-CLEAVAGE BE ERRYWERE-
*takes a not-subtle-at-all look*
-his face actually younger than a typical, "old"er doctor, more in his 30's or even 40's, no scars, but his eyes are strangely, black. his
hands reach up and tug it over his face, calmly- ... are you satisfied?
-the sound of his voice, quite.. low-
No, not really. But there are other times and other places. Mi dispiace, dottore. -speaks in french accented italian, quick to ease and
soothe-
-leans back, gives him a small smile-
( hahah I want to draw the back of the doctor with Caha and Il Lupo staring hard at him haha )
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)
)
(( LOL *))
( DO IT)
((doit))
(( ;A; I SHALL! please pray to whatever there needs to pray that I don't have to go into work tomorrow D': and then I can ))
(( 
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))
-stands up, turning to walk outside of the restaurant, leaving them there for a good 10 minutes before returning, sitting back down-
How are you not satisfied? -someone stumbles into the restaurant, more like.. a courtesan, asking for help before hitting the floor-
Do you wish to see more? -ignoring the commotion behind him-
(( -DYING- ))
((GPOEZIO)
((IKR?))
(( Malfatto: WHAT I CAN'T HELP IT. MY PERSONAL SPACE WAS VIOLATED AND SOME WHORE APPROACHED ME AND I HAD TO KILL HER TO CALM MYSELF ))
(( TOTALLY AGREE ))
-stares at the courtesan as she writhes in pain, arches a brow and looks at dottore- Oui, I do. -wonders where this is going to gooo-
*shrugs and spares a glance at the ensuing chaos behind them*
-continues to eat, hearing people ask for a doctor's help, feeling eyes on him, slowly turns in his seat- She looks quite dead to me, no use
in trying to help. -notices how limp she is, looks back at his group, continues to eat on the sly-
*restrains a laugh, coming out as a tiny huff instead. Oh, if only they knew.*
-looks over at Il Lupo and simply shrugs, knowing that he -- yup, knew hahaha-
-really has no sympathy or empathy for the whore-
-figured it was dottore. crazy bastard's got rumors about him. caha likes<3-
Hahaa, and what would really satisfy you two? I do not wish to show my face and you two violated that. You should be thankful that you
two aren't lying dead behind me - or at least you, Caha. -knows Il Lupo has seen it once briefly before as well-
-his voice not oh-so-serious really-
(( I KEEP FORGETTING TO ADD EMOTION TO HIS VOICE SINCE A MASK MAKES IT HARD TO EXPRESS HIMSELF ))
I am a fan of going out of my comfort zone. What can I say? -swipes a vegetable from Il Lupo's plate, holding it between her index and thumb
, biting it with her lips curled up, IS A SASSY BITCH-
wait I am a fan of making other go out of their comfort zone*)
*Il Lupo is long used to the antics of the Dottore and quirks a brow up at Caha*
My comfort zone consists of needles, whores, specifically dead ones, and my companion. -nods his head towards Il Lupo- You consist of being
((ARE YOU IMPLYING 25.media.tumblr.com/tumb... ))
on the outside of my comfort zone, does that make you happy to hear? -makes an awkward, yet fluid movement to sip-
(( AHAHAH OH GOD OH GOD HAHAHAH. DIES. WOW I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. ))
(( Malfatto: TRAVELLING, KILLING COMPANION ))
(HAHAISDFASDFKA /THREESOME SHOT))
((WE SHALL BECOME THE TRIO))
(OF DICKFACE TEMPLARS. DOING THE BIDDING OF CES AND--oh my god we're team rocket))
((IL LUPO IS MEOWTH))
(( HAHAH - but they'd be badass. The pseudo assassin, the doctor and the street performer! ))
(( HAHAH OH GOD ))
(( I'm going to draw these three from now on. OH MAN. YOU KNOW. SOMEONE REQUESTED ME DRAWING THE PROWLER x DOCTOR SHIT ))
(( I totally half assed it becase I didn't want to but here: ))
No, not entirely. If that is your default, at least. I like to push boundaries. -smirks and chews-
(FFF woop woop))
Malfatto
shares
((BAWSSSSSSSSS))
Malfatto
shares
(( AHAHA. TOTALLY NOT MY THING, BUT THANKS BABY CAKES ))
You push, and you might feel how I push back? -dabs a napkin over his mouth before placing the mask comfortably back over his face
completely, tucking the cloth back over the edges-
( MINUS THE QUESTION MARK LOL )
Perhaps I like it when people do. -steals his drink from Dottore's hands and sips it-
What are you a thief now? -grumbles, turning to Il Lupo- Have you gotten any ideas yet of where to go?
A good enough thief to steal your drink, it seems. -instantly sits up straight, turns to look at Il Lupo, remembering her real reason for
being here-
-did il lupo pass out-
-DID YOU DRUG HIM, DOTTORE?-
-looks back over to Caha, watching her get a bit serious with her expression, glances back at ~comatose~ Il Lupo. NO I DIDN'T-
((NO I KIND OF HAD A CASE OF DISTRACTION))
((and I am playing UNO with Ayayayaya))
(( -THRUSTS HIPS IN YOUR FACE- IS THIS DISTRACTING? ))
(( HOW YOU DIGGING THAT XBOX LIVE? ))
((Y-YES))
((I RIKE IT A ROT))
(FFFF ))
(( Been playing brohood? ;u; ))
((oh so I talked to my brother about letting me use his xbox to play brotherhood)
(and he was like "lol but I don't like rpg games."
(my face; 
)
)
(( AHAHAHSOKDSFLKASJ ))
(BUT HE SAID HE WOULD LET ME USE HIS XBOX LMAO)
((...AJDHAJDHAKFJF))
(I JUST DON'T HAVE THE GAME)
(( GO IL LUPO ))
((OAKYOAKY)))
(( -stomps all over your uno game- ))
((NOOOOOOOOOO MY APPLE))
*coughs a little. it seems that the others have calmed down and they can /finally/ get to business*
Caha, you know why we are here, sì?
Si.
The apple? Relics? Something along those lines.
-applauds to himself-
:|
8>
Exactly so. *leans forward, elbows on table, srs mode.* However , there was not much information provided. *smirks*
-leans forward as well, getting close so that others cannot overhear their conversations-
So then, where shall we start?
And that is where Messere Borgia left aaaaaall his confidence to us to find such an impossible thing! -waves his hand around-
Where shall we start?
(( I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME BITCH ))
Il Lupo is smarter than I - I suspected Spain was where he had it last, until he fucked eeeeverything up. So Lupopo, any idea?
(( Ces: I'll kill you later for that ))
((SHUT UP))
(( ;o; ))
(( CES: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MALFATTO FOR SAYING I FUCKED SHIT UP. IT WAS EZIOS FAULT. SOBS ))
-really has no clue-
(( OH OKAY ))
-stays silent-
-as if thinking-
she really just doesn't know-
*is TAKING CHARGE MAN because dio help them if Dottore does. His voice comes out in harsh whispers* The
last known location is a good starting point.
(( DIES. hahaha. oh yeah I see it. Mal: WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH YOU GUYS ))
Take to the streets. Hear the voices of the crowd for any news.
Dottore's going to stand out quite a bit with that mask. /flicks the tip of the mask gently.
No I will not - will I? I shall look like every other doctor. -puffs his chest out, then coughs hard for doing so-
-laughs and rubs her chin- Perhaps. Do you actually heal people?
Doctor's heal people? -voice sounding shocked, clasps hands together- What is the purpose of that?
-snorts- I was referring to *you*. Can that syringe heal as well as poison? But I assume you've answered my question already. -rolls her
eyes and leans back-
*laughs*
I have antidotes for my poisons, and relaxers, but, medicine to heal people? No such thing. I trust that you guys will not get hurt, right?
-completely oblivious that he might need to pretend to be a real doctor to get information-
-mock twofingered salute, sitting back in her chair and grabs a fork, starts to steal food from both of their plates-
-less of stealing, more of hm she's actually kind of hungry /MUNCH.-
(( SOBS. K guys, so I'm going to go to bed now JUST IN CASE work needs me to come in tomorrw. sobs. but if not, I will return! ))
))
((OKAAAY))
((ILUDOTTORE))
((HEAL ALL OF MY ILLS~))
(( SORRY DARLINGS. ILU2ILLUPO -brow wiggle- ))
(( OH I WILL. I'LL INJECT YOU WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL. -accidently poisons- WOOPS CE LA VIE. ))
*rolls his eyes and pushes his plate over to Caha, not caring or hungry anymore*
(( OH YOU SEE THAT PLAY ON WORDS AND SHIT AND FRENCH AND CAHA? HAHHA ))
((/DEAD))
(OKAY<3)
(( You guys.. we are the magical team of three - and no assassins will SASS US EVER ))
(.... c'est la vie xD)
(( THANKS I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT HAHA ))
((LOLOL YES)
-eats his food<3-
-slaps his own plate onto the floor-
(( HAHA. OK GUYS. I love you <3 hahahaha ))
(byee<3)
( byeee bbbbb <3 )
(IL LUPO YOU WANNA DERP AROUND IN RP?))
( YES. GO HAVE SEX-- ER-- FUN. HAHAH ))
(LMAO /was going to say chill out, talk about relics, possibly kill osmeone)
((BUT HEY~ /shotforever and ever and ever)
((YESYES))
-watches dottore leave- ... well..
... Well, now.
*blink*
That was... interesting.
To say the least.
Oui. Now what?
-looks at him-
Looks like we are stuck finding some other form of entertainment until he returns. *pointed look, smirking*
Entertainment? What did you have in mind? -smiles and sips dottore's drink-
-finishes off the food hurr-
((Well~))
((/leer))
((FFF))
(/leers bacj))