I think I'll have to give that a big NOPE
WAT.
No PE?! 
fuck yeah i hate PE oh wait graduated. 
Too cool for school
2 COOL 4 SKOOL
2 SKOOL 4 COOL
4 SKOOL 2 COOL
4 2 COOL SKOOL
2 4 SKOOL COOL
That's me!
2 LEGIT 2 QUIT
2 BOSS 4 LOSS
2 SWEET 4 DEFEAT
2 WISE 4 DEMISE
2 FLY 2 DIE
2 HOOD 4 GOOD
not 2 RAD 4 BAD?
2 SHY 4 PIE
2 RICH 2 BITCH?
2 CRUEL 2 RULE
retardedly_cute
says
SAY NOPE TO DOPE 
!
!
2 MEAN 2 CLEAN
2 DEATH 4 METH
2 DERP 4 HERP
2 OLD 4 COLD
2 ELITE 4 SKEET
2 GREAT 4 FATE
2 ILL 2 KILL
2 HOT 2 NOT
2 SICK 2 TRICK
2 BLUE 4 CLUES
2 PLURK 4 WORK
2 HIGH 2 FLY
2 DOPE 4 NOPE
2 DEAD 2 READ
2 DUMB 2 COME
2 BIG 4 JIGS
2 PHAT 4 THAT
2 FAT 4 HATS
2 JAM 4 HAM
2 THIN 2 WIN
2 PAP 2 NAK
2 DOOF 4 SHOOSH
2 AMUSE 2 LOSE
2 TOUR 4 MORE
2 SHORT 2 RETORT
2 LIVE 2 JIVE
2 JIZZ 2 QUIZ
2 STRONG 4 BONG
2 BUILT 2 QUILT
(Wat Equius)
2 SANDY 4 CANDY
2 DERPY 4 HERPES?
(Is that even possible?)
2 CARE 4 BEARS
2 BLIND 2 MIND
haha, terezi.
2 MAD 4 STALINGRAD
oh, lets try this... 2 ROBOTIC 4 EROTICS
2 WEAK 2 SPEAK
2 SCHOOLFED 4 RED
eh?
2 GHOST 4 MOST
2 SHARP 2 FLARP
2 CUTE 2 SHOOT (too soon? 
)
)
2 BEES 2 PLEASE
2 CUTE 2 MEWT
2 JADE 2 PERSUADE
2 BLIND 2 MIND
2 GR8 2 H8
2 HOT 2 NOT
2 STRONG 2 WRONG
2 RASH 2 SMASH
2 SUBLIME 4 SLIME
2 GENOCIDAL 2 IDOL
2 ALONE 2 GROAN
2 GLUB 2 SNUB
HAHAHA I WIN FOREVER
2 RICH 4 FISH
2 ALONE 4 THRONE
2 RAD 4 DAD
2 DRUNK 2 DUNK
2 'DA BOMB' 4 MOM
no you ruined it
2 BRONC 2 HONK
2 CATS 4 THAT
2 BARE 4 CARE
2 COORDINATE 4 SUBORDINATES
what is that even
hand eye coordination --> bow. shoot. equius.
it made sense in my head
2 DEAD 4 HEAD
2 BOW 4 NOW
4 CENTS 2 REPENT
4 EYES 2 DIE
2 MADE 4 SHADE
2 SWEET 4 MEAT
2 SWEAT 4 NETS
2 POKE 2 SMOKE
2 KNIGHTS 2 DELIGHT
(cries)
2 CROSS 4 MOSS
(And we wonder why K-prefix has so much karma)
2 STEEP 2 SWEEP
2 SLO 4 MO'
i believe it is your turn to have ruined it
you believe wrong!
2 PACT 4 ACT
2 SOON 2 RUIN
2 HALLS 2 BALL
2 BALLA 2 HOLLA
2 BALLA 4 CHALLAH
2 NEED 4 FEED
2 FLUSHED 2 B CRUSHED?
the pattern's broke again :[
2 PATTERNS 4 SATURN
2 HEINOUS 4 URANUS
2 CIRCULAR 4 JUPITER
2 DERPY 4 MERCURY
2 BARS 4 MARS
2 GENIUS 4 VENUS
2 DEARTH 4 EARTH
2 BHUTTO 4 PLUTO
2 GENIUS 4 VENUS
2 ATTUNE 4 NEPTUNE
2 BRAWL 4 SOL
(oops, you beat me with the same one)
2 SPOONS 4 MOONS
2 TUNA 4 LUNA
2 FELT 4 'ROID BELT
2 FREUD 4 ASTEROID
2 FALLACY 4 GALAXY
2 ADVERSE 4 UNIVERSE
2 GLANDULAR 4 NEBULA
THESE ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST RHYMES.
2 WORST 2 BURST
2 AWFUL 4 FALAFEL
2 TERRIBLE 4 UNBEARABLE
2 BODEGA 4 RUTABAGA
2 HAPPENING 2 SING
2 SPACESHIPS 4 MATESPRITS
2 WHOLESALE 4 MORRAILS
2 SLEAZE 4 KISMESES
2 NICE 4 AUSPISTICE
2 ASHEN 4 CRASHIN'
2 IMPORTANT 4 QUADRANTS
2 ADVANCED 4 TROLLMANCE
2 MIGHTY 4 SOCIETY
2 HERNIA 4 ALTERNIA
2 PURSE 4 DERSE
2 CAUSTIC 4 PROSPIT
2 HEAPS 4 SWEEPS
2 HIGH-A 4 SKAIA
2 DUMBLUCK 4 HOMESTUCK
2 FUSSY 4 HUSSIE
2 FAINT 4 MSPAINT
2 HIPHOP 4 PHOTOSHOP
2 LATE 4 UPDATE
2 SONIC 4 WEBCOMIC
2 HURT 2 ALERT
2 UPSET 2 INTERNET
2 BEST 2 QUEST
2 HUNKIN' 4 PUMPKIN
2 RANDY 4 CANDY
2 FREE 4 DIPLOMACY
2 PIGEONS 4 KINGPINS
2 WIRE 4 VAMPIRE
2 DOOF 2 SLEUTH
2 BRIGHT 4 MIDNIGHT
2 ALOOF 4 PROOF
2 L33T 2 CHEAT
2 HUM3R4L 4 NUM3R4LS
2 WORN 4 CANDY-CORN
2 HECKER 4 INSPECTOR
2 TWEE 4 KEYS
2 RAVE 4 DAVE
2 OP-ED 4 GODHEAD
2 HOES 4 ROSE
2 DIRECT 2 INSPECT
2 LAWN 4 JOHN
2 SPACE 2 ACE
2 SPADE 4 JADE
2 RURAL 4 MURAL
2 DUBS 4 CLUBS
2 DEUCE 2 DEDUCE
2 HACK 4 JACK
2 NOIR 4 BOUDOIR
2 LARTS 4 HEARTS
2 BOXCARS 4 GUITARS
2 ALMONDS 4 DIAMONDS
2 DROOG 2 DISPROVE
2 QUICK 4 SLICK
2 SPADES 4 EVERGLADES
2 NEW 4 CREW
2 PROBLEM 4 GOBLIN
2 BLIGHTER 4 STRIDER
2 PALLY 4 FINALE
2 BLONDE 4 LALONDE
2 MARLEY 4 HARLEY
2 SHIRTS 4 EGBERT
2 BIT 2 OUTWIT
2 STOP 4 CROSBYTOP
2 ARIES 4 FAIRIES
2 WRECKED 4 TURNTECH
2 UPROARIOUS 4 TAURUS
2 LANCER 4 CANCER
2 HILARIOUS 4 AQUARIUS
2 IMPLY 4 GEMINI
2 FURROW 4 VIRGO
2 SHORN 4 CAPRICORN
2 ZEBRA 4 LIBRA
2 NEO 4 LEO
2 NEFARIOUS 4 SAGITTARIUS
2 DICEY 4 PISCES
2 SCORPIO 2 TORPEDO
2 USELESS 4 LUSUS
2 HIVEBENT 2 LAMENT
2 RUNNY 4 MINDHONEY
2 VULTURE 4 APICULTURE
2 NUB 2 GRUB
4 HOSS 4 GRUBSAUCE
2 FAIL 2 PAIL
2 DRONE 4 THRONE
2 DROLL 2 TROLL
2 BULGE 2 INDULGE
2 DRY 2 APPEARIFY
2 FIRST-RATE 2 SENDIFICATE
2 HATE 2 MATE
2 QUACKED 2 DISTACT
2 IRRATE 2 DEFECATE
2 LIPO 2 TYPO
2 LYPO 4 TIPO
2 TOFFEE 4 COFFEE
2 JERKS 2 PLURK
2 HYPE 2 TYPE
2 GLEE 4 TEA
2 ELITE 2 TWEET
2 AWK 4 CAWK
2 LAW 4 CAW
2 WOMB 4 DOOM
2 MAIL 4 JAIL
2 SLIVER 2 DELIVER
2 SOCRATES 4 DEMOCRACIES
2 MANYDICKS 4 REPUBLICS
2 MISTER 4 SISTER
2 BROTHERS 4 MOTHERS
2 ANGRY 2 RP
2 TRAGIC 4 MAGIC
2 TWO 4 YOU
2 TOO 2 TO
2 II 2 DENY
2 4 4 2
2 4 2 4
2 PLAY 4 TODAY
2 WELP 4 HELP
2 PCHOOOO 4 ACHOO
2 FIVE 4 ALIVE
2 THREE 4 ME
2 INDEPTH 2 YEP
2 MANY 4 ANY
2 SHINEY 4 HINEY
2 FLOCKS 4 BUTTOCKS
2 STRAIGHT 2 BAIT
2 MEEK 4 CHEEKS
2 TRAP 2 MAP
2 WILD 4 MILD
2 MEMPHIS 4 RUMPUS
2 SAUCEY 4 GLOSSY
2 CHUMPS 4 RUMPS
2 XENOPHOBIC 4 AEROBICS
2 MORTER 4 HINDQUARTERS
2 LONG 4 SONGS
2 FLANKS 4 SHANKS
2 PUSH 4 TUSH
2 WEEKS 2 SPEAK
2 JEW 4 YOU
2 HANDS 4 FRANDS