i moved! finally!!

most of the people here kinda serious

too serious

really sleepy

since i'm new, I dont have many work to do

been desperately fighting my sleepy eye

coffee. lots of coffee. decorate your office. need decorating advice?

welcome in your new office

WaltD: like what?

frywanto: thanks

nothing says "classy" like a rubber chicken nailed to a crucifix and a poster of Scott Baio. i should be an interior decorator. seriously.

also, put 5 100-watt bulbs under your desk so it gives you that creepy super-villain look when people come in for meetings.

keep a chart with all your co-workers' names and some random number next to them. it'll look like you're keeping score. the numbers don't

have to actually mean anything but it'll make them wonder.

Good idea!

the bulb seriously the best idea!