omg omg omg the fantastically gorgeous girl from the shuttle just sat down at the table RIGHT NEXT TO MINE what do i do what do i do
ASK TO BORROW SOMETHING FROM HER TABLE?
she has a macbook pro with a turquoise cover and she drinks chocolate milk
NAPKINS?
OF COURSE SHE DOES
....
there's nothing on her table ;___;
but good idea
holy shit my heart's pounding and my palms are sweating.
BODY.
THIS IS NOT MIDDLE SCHOOL.
STOP.
say hi
SMILE? SMILING IS A GOOD START.
yes. yes that's a good idea. awkward, but kind of adorable.
GAMORA
is
SHE WEARING A NICE SHIRT?
COOL SCARF
NEAT JACKET? COMPLEMENT HER ON IT
EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS NICE.
.....
PICK SOMETHING
START A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
reading a book or studying or ask her if she's in a class or something
eating a sandwich. SHE EVEN EATS HER SANDWICH NICELY.
but that'd be a little weird.
HI I LIKE THE WAY YOU EAT YOUR SANDWICH
I'LL GO BACK TO SITTING AWKWARDLY NOW BYE.
......... oh my god you are totally in head over heels UH
she wore mismatched gloves on the shuttle one day. I DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE.
ASK HER WHERE SHE GOT HER SAMMICH IF YOU CAN GET IT AT THE STUDENT UNION OR IF SHE MADE IT
... you're perfect for each other omg
she made it. she pulled it out of a tuperware. It's turkey, I think, and possibly mayo.
IDK HER BACK IS TO ME.
DROP SOMETHING UNDER HER CHAIR AND THEN TELL HER TO EXCUSE YOU WHILE YOU GET IT OR MAYBE
SHE"LL PICK IT UP FOR YOU
lololol thank you.
I should have paid more attention in that "how to talk to girls" panel we went to at AnimeIowa.
this is the cutest plurk asld;fkd
I didn't go. I was sleeping.
lolol I texted Skippy and she came and rescued me before I could do anything like confess undying devotion or
ask if maybe I could collect some of her eyelashes.
................. but. perfect chance to at least get her name.