-strokes hair- Shhh.. shh.. there there <3
I didn't know what was going on
It's ok. I never do. Just.. be in my arms forever! ;A; -embrace-
HI IT'S SHAUN BTW. I GET AROUND.
Shaun I already KNEW you get around
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GET AROUND
LUCREZIA IS AS WELL BY THE WAY
I love you guys and your gettin' around
you get around to even it out for me WHO DOESN'T
SHAUN, WHORE FOR LIFE, EVEN IN DISGUISE
Nikki I am in a chastity club all by myself apparently. SHOULD LUCY BONE SOMEONE?
SHAUN DRESSED AS LUCREZIA
HEY. WOAH. THIS TALK OF SHAUN CROSSDRESSING.
NO DUDES. SHIT AIN'T COOL.
UNLESS HE DRESSES AS LUCY
FFFF SHAUN LET'S SWITCH CLOTHES
And then I will go bone people and make you look like more of a whore
cause I CAN TOTES PASS AS CRANKY BRIT
AND I'LL BE AS DULL AS DITCHWATER
AND WRITE SCHEDULES FOR PEOPLE
AND I'LL STEAL YOUR YOGURT
BITCH. HANDS OFF THE YOGURT.
AND TELL EVERYONE TO PISS OFF
DID YOU LIKE MY TRICK WITH THE HIDDEN BLADE AND THE YOGURTS BY THE WAY?
I think I'd like to reenact it
NO YOGURT WILL BE SAFE FROM ME
ANY DAIRY PASSES THE DOOR
WE TALKED ABOUT IT IN THE CAR
LAURA DRAW ME SHAUN AND DES IN THE SMART CAR FJGFDNHKG
WHAT IF I PUT YOUR SCHEDULES THROUGH THE SHREDDER?
WHAT IF I TOUCH YOUR DESK?
I DID NOT READ THAT AS DESK
YOU CAN TOUCH MY DESK ANY DAY BABY
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I'm going to give your computer to Ezio as a Christmas present
I LEGIT THOUGHT YOU MEANT MINE
AND THAT'S MY COMPUTER'S NAME
... I'm going to take out every fifth page in your planner.
cut off all the leaves from your ferns.
Take the ink from your pens
make sure your seat squeaks
I'm going to take all your history notes and throw them in the sewer
then I'm going to put tacks in your chairs seat
And make your desk all wobbly so you can't lean on it without it shifting all the time
I'm putting dye in your shampoo.
I'm putting nair in yours
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE DAY COMES THAT YOU REALISE
THAT I'VE REPROGRAMMED YOUR COMPUTER SO ALL THE FONT IS IN COMIC SANS
I POSTED THAT IN THE OTHER PLURK
THE BEST. DON'T CROSS ME.
NOT AS MUCH AS WE LOVE YOU.
*SHAUN VOICE* HELLO DESMOND. GO AWAY
/WATCHES THE LOVEPILE FROM AFAR
LUCY WHY YOU WANT ME ON FLOOR?
DESMOND, LET'S DO IT, AND I WILL LEAVE MY UPTIGHT CONTROLLING ATTITUDE ON
FDKGTNTFDKHNFGKHNFKHGHKNGFHK
/IMAGINES HAVING SEX WITH LUCY
RYCFKGUVLIHBK:LKM:LOIHLGVABUKH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SLACK OFF
.... /ACTUALLY THINKING SHE COULD BE FUN BETWEEN THE SHEETS
((AND THEN I EXPLODED FROM LAUGHING))
Someone needs to make a forever alone Desmond
DESMOND YOU ARE GAY AS ALL GET OUT
WE WERE DISCUSSING CESFEDLUC BEFORE. YOUR OPINIONS GOOD SIRS?
LAURA WHATCHOO MEAN, YOU SAID YOU COULD PAIR DES WITH ANYONE
AND LUCY IS FOREVER ALONE OR LUCYXYOGURT
YEAH BUT YOU ARE GAY AS ALL GET OUT AS HIM, YOU SAID SO
WELL THAT'S TRUE BUT STILL XD
ALSO NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER
I actually ship LucyxDes, but yeah...RPDes is very gay
FGFDKLGHNTGKFTHGKT I KNOW I DID
Yeah I CAN ship him with A LOT but not this time. <3 gay as the forth of July
What does WHAT even mean?
Gay as the fourth of July
Well it's like the forth of July is gay/Happy Celebration
HEY I KLIKE GAY DES TOO, GIMME A HUG
lots of bright colours on the 4th of july