she could use your patronage.

doesn't want to go gamble; he wants to relax.

plenty of other things to do besides gambling!

a nice, tropical resort, though. :c

Preferably where it's not rainy. And very, very warm.

.... thinks England may have just described his home.

...might have.

... supposes England can come visit him too.

it is a very nice place! Just a little hot.

refuses! Tristan's too crazy.

doesn't want you around his home anyway. He tries to make the Brit happy and gets spurned! Not like your stupid royals planned to honeymoon

England is too crazy if he doesn't understand how great Tristan is!

here or anything like that.

think about it, then.

let England do that. His doors are open to guests. He even promises not to talk about the fish!

doubts that, but if Tristan really doesn't, he just might.

...

can't really imagine Tristan not talking about fish.

currently very happy giving Thora fish-speaking lessons right now.

So his fish obsession quota might be filled. Besides, Tristan is probably one of the few people who tolerates England's talk of faeries.