(the irony of the post in the other plurk. xD I was just making thi too.)

xD

lounging in his living room bored out of his mind.

knocked on the man's door, feeling silly.

got up and answered it right away. "Oh hello Russia."

fidgeted, although he was still smiling normally. "Um...i would like to ask you a favor...I..need some lessons in something,da?"

tilts his head curiously. "Oh? Come in come in." He was interested in this.

(I could teach you some things, Russia~ *suggestive look*)

(Okay no not really. I fail.)

walked in, feeling like he was somehow a mouse in front of a cat, and he didnt know why. "I...I would like to...to become someones lover...

but unlike the others I have nyet experience with even kissing...i was hoping...y-you could teach me a bit,da?"

(oh latvia ilu. always here to ruin the mood. xD cockblock? 8U)

(You know it's in my job description)

raises a brow a bit at that before nodding and smiling. "Oh I would love to help you with that Russia."

smiles in relief. "Oh I am so glad...I really didnt want to ask France...*shiver* S-so how do we...d-do this?" he asked, starting to blush

near the end.

shuts the front door behind him for a moment. "Well I could either tell you or show you."

frowned, he thought about it before nodding to himself. "I woul prefer you show me. I learn better from hands-on,da?"

(NO PUN WAS INTENDED THERE 8'D)

(I just died laughing)

nods with that. "Alright, I can show you then."

(8'3)

wondered how they would do this. He was excited and also scared. Never before had he done stuff like this so it was completly new to him.

"How do we do this? I..I am unsure."

waves him over to the couch. "Sit sit, when you're pulling moves on your lover though, be romantic about it."

went over to the couch, sitting.

"Be romantic..Umm..like how?"

stared at him blankly for a moment. "How ever is natural to you? I'm not sure..."

decided on a better question. "What would be good...moves?"

sat next to him and thought about that. "Hmm... what ever suits the situation. What your relationship is..."

turned red. "I...I would like it to be..i-intimate..but I have nyet experience...what if they hate it?" o//J//o

smiled a bit at that. "I'm sure they wont hate it, you're sweet Russia."

hoped that was true. "S-so can...can you teach me? About kising and stuff...so I at least have a bit of experience. I dont care how...I just

want to learn,da?"

nods a bit with that and shifts closer to him. "It's easy really... you should get lessons from England, he's good."

shook his head at that, feeling blood rushing to his cheeks again. "Nyet...England is my really close friend...I..I know he would be too

embarressed by t-that..."

laughed a bit. "Oh I know, I was only joking. The poor man needs to lighten up a bit if you ask me." He eyed him for a moment. "So what do

you want to learn exactly?"

relaxed at that. "I...I would like to learn whatever you are willing to teach me. I want to be a good lover to Amerika."

about that for a moment. "I'll go as far as kissing, the other stuff, just borrow some of Germany's porn for the other stuff."

paused. "A-alright...kissing is good...but umm..porn?"

blinks a bit at that. "Hmm... videos of people having sex, Germany has lots of it."

felt his eyes bug out. People filmed that!? He gulped, looking at Sadiq now in awe for knowing this stuff. "How will you teach me about

kissing?"

grinned a bit at his reaction. "Well you said you wanted me to show you, easiest way is to do it."

nodded shyly, just now noticing how close the other was. "D..da...Do we s-start now or...later?" he asked, shivering a little.

raised a brow curiously at this. "You know Russia you could always just learn by doing with America."

bit his lip, blushing hard at the thought. "I..I always get so embarressed around him...not knowing what to do...I want to get better so I

can do those things with him without feeling like fainting...It..its embarressing,da?"

shakes his head at that. "Not at all, Greece used to be like that, ages ago."

looked down, maybe France would have been better. "If you do not want to teach me...I understand,da? I know I am not...handsome..." he

admitted, secretly terrified America would reject him based on this too.

gave him a shocked look with that. "Oh? That's not true at all. " he moved closer to him and placed a hand on his cheek. "Plenty handsome."

leaned into the touch a bit, shivering while a flushed look crossed his face. "Really?...but Sadiq is much more handsome...I am a bit

jealous,da?"

shakes his head with that. "You've not seen under the mask so don't decide on that just yet. "

frowns. "It is not just your face. Your body too. The color of your skin and hair is nice, like sunshine and warm. You have nice muscles as

well. Me...I tend to be called fat...and I dont anyone would be attracted to such a big and scary nation."

shakes his head again with that. "Ah you're not fat Russia and hardly scary."

smiles sadly. "You have nyet idea...I have just been more sane than normal lately."

shrugs a bit with that. "So have I."

giggled, thinking that was an interesting reply. "Well I think you look nice,da?"

nods with that now. "Well the thank you. "

paused, relizing he had gotten distracted. "You dont want to teach me do you? I can go to France or Mari. i am sure one of them wouldnt

mind. I wouldnt be bothering you then,da?"

blinks at that before pulling him closer and kissing him on the lips. "I'll teach you."

eeps, eyes going wide before shutting tight. He turned beet red from his neck to his hair roots. "P-please teach me..w-well,da?" he

stuttered out softly, body trembling against the other.

smirked a bit with that and nodded slightly. "If you want."

nods, he did want it.

leaned in and kissed him slowly this time, letting him get used to it.

(sheesh. your just getting everyone today)

stiffened a bit at first before relaxing, eyes falling closed.

((*Facepalm*))

(I mean...even BELARUS)

pulled back with that, this was weird... just to weird. "Hmm... I think... Marianne might be a better teacher."

(*thinks we need to start calling you the smexy beast instead of germany*)

((*Facepalm*))

opens his eyes again, he had been trying to memorize how the other did it. "Ah..." his face fell, was he that bad? "I..Im sorry. It

...its hopeless isnt it?"

shakes his head quickly. "Not at all, I think you'd be an amazing kisser."

laughs. "You do not have to lie. I was only sitting here and we kissed for maybe a few seconds.....I..I should give up shouldnt I?" He

had thought that before. He was dangerous, big, feared, hated!. For him to like someone and have them like him back was just a cruel

fantasy his mind played for him.

frowned a bit at that before he pulled him closer and kissed him again, deeper this time.

"Mph!" Ivan's shocked yelp was broken off and muffled by the sudden kiss. He blushed hard and was confused. He thought Sadiq was disgusted

by this. After a moment Russia started to try and kiss back.

let him figure it out, paitently kissing him as he moved his hands to his shoulders. He rarely gave up on something.

patiently*

shivers, those hands were dangerously close to his neck. Ivan felt it was strange but was slowly getting used to the foriegn feeling.

would let him take it at his own pace as he slowly kissed him trying to coax him into taking it deeper.

gasps a little, thinking the strange feeling shouldnt be as nice as it is.

smirked faintly into the kiss before he pulled back. "I never give up."

looked at him, blushing hard. "D-da...thank you."

nods with that. "So to take that further just go with your instincts, with what feels good. You're pretty good as it is, like your sister."

flushed, looking away at the mention of Belarus. He was still shocked, his sister being so hard to read. "Da...I thank you again. I will

keep that in mind when....well more of IF I kiss Amerika."

smiles at that. "You'll make it work."

smiles back. "I hope so. Is there anything else I need to know? I shouldnt take up too much more of your time."

shrugs a bit with that. "You're a guy, he's a guy, touch him where you would want to be touched."

looked thoughtful. "That is good advice....I can do that,da?" ^J^ Ivan hugged the other happily.

"Thank you~"

smiled a bit at the hug and hugged him back. "Would you like a drink?" he got up with that, having forgotten to even offer.

shook his head. "I should get going. I do not want to bother you further." ^J^

shrugs a bit at that. "You're not bothering me Russia."

chuckled. "I beleive you would rather the company of someone such as my sister."

shrugs a bit at that. "You're sister is definitely gorgeous and her company would be appreciated but I don't dislike yours."

leans back. "I will tell you now...Natalia is lovely and I do not mind you playing with her. But if I ever hear of you messing with my

other sister Katyusha I will not hesitate in attacking you." ^J^

raises a brow at that. "Oh? I've not met your other sister."

grins. "She is a beauty. With a very big...heart. And she is innocent, a little airheaded as well. I am more protective of her because

unlike Natalia she is not so good at protecting herself."