Lunchtime.

Sister: Ang-kong, it’s time to eat.

Ang-kong (grandfather in Fukien Chinese) doesn’t reply. Seated on a rocking chair, his eyes are closed.

Sister (whispering to me): Uy, patay na ata ang Ang-Kong. Tignan mo. ‘Di humihinga o.

Me: Ha?! Patay na si Lolo?!

Gramps: GAGO!

ENZO FTW.

My friend, it is also called a sabaw moment.

lol. Buti di ka na sermonan haha. Straight Fukien beatdown. XD

Gago!

when he dies, watch out for mumu.

Russell, I get plenty of that from my dad.

lol.