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HERMES

and and and

I think it's been decided you're Hermes.

are you in to prussiaxamerica?

XD

Hermes, isn't he that dude who flies and helps Zeus?

yeah

god of tricksters, theives and travelers

I thought he was scheming against Zeus, too. to create drama, mostly-

Ahh /goes to research

Hermes... just b/c instead of flying sandel, flying GIlbert!

FLYING GILBIRD FUZZY SLIPPERS OMG YES

:'D

BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT HERMESXAPOLLO

/is trying to find ways to incorporate Gilbert and Hermes >.<

A part of me want to woo Gilbert in the Greek myth

XD well you can since you're Eros~ /I think

ve, I'm not... I didn't even start to think of who I can be, but currently considering the god of wine, whose name I can not spell

sigh... always have problem remember names...

actually, Prussia is a great hermes

he is very persuasive

"Hermes changed Aglaurus to stone. Hermes then impregnated Aglaurus while she was stone" WHAT IS THIS EVEN?

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

stone sex

it's very Gilbert

he humps

LOLOLOL

like an annoying dog

XD

yes

Hermes taking pity on his son Pan, who was pining for Echo but unable to get a hold of her, and teaching him the trick of

masturbation to relieve his suffering

HAAHAHAHAAH

IT"S VERY GILBERT

XDDDD

Gilbert teaches Germany how to masturbate.

<3

FFFFFFFFFFFFT

what a good big brother

XD I'm teaching him how to be a man!

<3

You are therefore approved as Hermes<3

IJSAGIDSFBG THAT MOVIE <3

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF GREAT TYPHOON

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE

:'DDDD

BE A MAAAAAAN

LOL

CAN I ADD THAT HERMES IS THE GOD OF FERTLITY? /Hasfartoomuchinfoonthisff

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