England is
13 years ago
at a music store, picking out a new guitar to purchase.
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Tristan is
13 years ago
lurking about the music store with a great interest- his eyes wide with interest at all the different instruments. He really should pick
Tristan
13 years ago
up another instrument beside the drums. Oh well- he needs a new bongo. That first, new instrument later.
England
13 years ago
keeps his gaze up at the guitars hanging on the walls, and accidentally bumps into Tristan. "Ah-- excuse me, I'm sorry."
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Tristan was
13 years ago
gazing at the guitars just a tad bit wistfully, when all of a sudden he feels another body bumping against his. He looks up to see a rather
Tristan
13 years ago
familiar looking man has ran into him. Although he can't quite place why he looks so familiar- surely he would remember someone with such
Tristan
13 years ago
monstrous eyebrows. "Ah no, I should be the one to apologize. I shouldn't have zoned out like that." And he has the grace to look sheepish.
Tristan
13 years ago
His brown eyes study the man even further, "Although... have we met before? You look awfully familiar." Those eyes. They remind him of Ann's
England
13 years ago
blinks, regarding the man before him. He looks familiar, but... England can't really place a finger on it. "No, I don't believe we have. My
England
13 years ago
name is Arthur Kirkland; it's a pleasure to meet you."
Tristan
13 years ago
he does a double take at the last name. "Kirkland you said?" Yes, Tristan believes he's on the right track. Ever since he's made the
Tristan
13 years ago
comparison to Ann's eyes, he can definitely see the similarity. If Ann was a boy, she would most certainly look like this. Although where
Tristan
13 years ago
the eyebrows came from was quite the mysterious. But that's not possible is it? "Tristan. Tristan Benoit. A pleasure to meet you. You remind
Tristan
13 years ago
me of someone I know actually... in fact you have the same last name as her and everything. Like your almost her long lost brother."
Tristan
13 years ago
But of course that wasn't possible. Ann had no brothers- only sisters.
England
13 years ago
offers a polite smile. "Yes, Kirkland. Well, I don't have any sisters, so... perhaps it's just a coincidence? I've only brothers in my
England
13 years ago
family, I'm afraid."
Tristan
13 years ago
Perhaps it is a coincidence, but Tristan has a feeling it's not. Something is tugging at him that there is more than meets the eye here.
Tristan
13 years ago
Things have been strange on the magical sorts of things- the fish have all been a flutter about something but are surprisingly quite tight
Tristan
13 years ago
lipped about it. "And she only has sisters in hers. So it can't be that. Although... you two really could be twins."
England
13 years ago
blinks, confused. "Well... I'm certain that I don't have a twin, or any relatives that match your description... what is her name?"
Tristan
13 years ago
replies, "Ann Kirkland." Really, the whole suggestion is just odd.
England
13 years ago
pauses, immediately thinking back of his counterpart back home. Carefully, he looks at Tristan and asks, "How do you know her?"
Tristan
13 years ago
flushes a bit. Mon dieu! That was a really difficult question to answer! "Um... well it's complicated. But I suppose you could say she was
Tristan
13 years ago
my caretaker for quite a few years." Try 167, thinks Tristan to himself.
England
13 years ago
frowns a bit, looking around before lowering his voice a notch. "You were a colony of the British Empire, then. Am I wrong?"
Tristan
13 years ago
freezes completely at the question. How on earth would he know something like that? That was top secret information! "... Wi, I was."_
Tristan
13 years ago
He answers quietly. "And how would you know something like that Monsieur Kirkland?" he glances at the other suspiciously.
England
13 years ago
straightens his back, regarding Tristan with a controlled expression. "-I- was the British Empire," he responds. "Though, I don't believe_
England
13 years ago
a music store would be the best place to explain this."
Tristan
13 years ago
"Impossible! You're obviously not-" but he cuts himself off. But a terse expression has come across the usually sunny and carefree boy, "Wi,
Tristan
13 years ago
I must agree to that. A music store isn't the proper place to have this sort of conversation. Do you have somewhere in mind..?"
England
13 years ago
only glances at the guitars one more time before motioning for Tristan to follow. He leads the way out of the store and to a park, where_
England
13 years ago
he begins a leisurely walk. "I don't suppose you're aware of the existence of multiple dimensions. Are you?"
Tristan
13 years ago
can't help but sigh. He'll replace his bongo at some later time. This was more important. He follows this Arthur Kirkland quite closely.
Tristan
13 years ago
"Wi, I am aware of this fact. What about it?" After all, Tristan was a very superstitious being. Being raised by Ann didn't help at all.
England
13 years ago
replies, "I don't know how exactly this came to be, but in short, the nations of your dimension have transferred over to this... -my-_
England
13 years ago
dimension. The only notable difference, though, is that the genders are switched."
Tristan
13 years ago
blinks. Well that was certainly unexpected. "So that's the fish were going on about then," is his answer, "They were disturbed by something.
Tristan
13 years ago
" He studies Arthur now, "Well, I suppose that explains why you look so similar to Ann then." A pause, "Although... she lacks your eyebrows
Tristan
13 years ago
" And wait? "Does that mean i'm a woman in your world?" his eyes widen. That was a disturbing thought.
England
13 years ago
twitches, just slightly irritated by the mentioning of his eyebrows. "She's pointed that out, already," he grumbles, displeased. "In any_
England
13 years ago
case, yes, you're a woman in this world. And from your speak about fish, I'm going to assume that you are Seychelles."
Tristan
13 years ago
raises an eyebrow. "The two of you have met then?" He can't help but smirk a tiny bit, "Well they *are* quite noticeable~" Tristan is
Tristan
13 years ago
clearly pleased that his counterpart talks about fish as much as him. He really hopes he meets her soon! "Wi, you are correct. I am the
Tristan
13 years ago
Republic of Seychelles." He bows mockingly a bit, "At your service."
England
13 years ago
rolls his eyes a bit, not at all liking his eyebrows being pointed out. "And I am England, commonly the representative of the United_
England
13 years ago
Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It's a pleasure."
Tristan
13 years ago
can't help but deepen the smirk at the eye rolling. "That it is," he answers. "Well, this is an odd situation. I wonder why the dimensions
Tristan
13 years ago
have decided to merge together." And he looks quite thoughtful, "Although... obviously there hasn't been any catastrophe... yet."
England
13 years ago
frowns a bit. "And hopefully, there won't be any in the future. So far, there doesn't seem to be any discernible disaster, which is good.."
Tristan
13 years ago
nods his head in agreement. "Agreed. The world is hardly peaceful as it is... but we don't need any major disasters."
England
13 years ago
replies, "Indeed... though, as long as our counterparts don't cause too much outside confusion, things should be fine."
Tristan
13 years ago
shrugs, "Exactly. The only thing that could happen is confusion." He looks up with a thoughtful look, "I wonder how the bosses will handle
Tristan
13 years ago
it..."
England thinks
13 years ago
. "Well... I don't know about the others, but I've kept Ann a secret from the prime minister. It... seems easier, this way."
Tristan
13 years ago
frowns a bit. "So I suppose it's our world that's collided with yours, non?" How very, very strange. "But I suppose it's easier that way...
Tristan
13 years ago
the whole situation does sound rather mad." He shrugs, "Not everyone is superstitious as I am."
England
13 years ago
nods. "Have you met your counterpart, yet? And do you have a place to stay?"
Tristan
13 years ago
shakes head. "Non, I haven't. Unfortunately. I'm looking forward to meeting her. I wonder where she is?" He pauses a moment, "I suppose
Tristan
13 years ago
it would be rude to stay at my own house... because technically it's not my house." He frowns in thought at this dilemma.
England
13 years ago
frowns slightly at the French, but lets it go. "I haven't seen her around lately either, but I'm sure she'll be more than glad to let you_
England
13 years ago
stay with her. She's... courteous, if anything."
Tristan
13 years ago
notes that frown. Of course it's England. Ann never appreciates it when he starts slipping in French. "I would hope so... You need courtesy
Tristan
13 years ago
in order to thrive in tourism. And I'm afraid that's well we have to offer in Seychelles," he laughs, "But nonetheless I'll be sure to leave
Tristan
13 years ago
her a pleasant surprise!" He frowns, "I do hope she's alright..."
England
13 years ago
replies, "So I've heard. I'm sure she'll be... more or less thrilled." A pause, "She's fine. You've really no reason to be worried."
Tristan says
13 years ago
, "Well I'm certainly very excited to meet her!" He looks over at the other, "How about you? How are you getting on with Ann?"
England thinks
13 years ago
. "...We're getting along fine. She's very pleasant company."
Tristan
13 years ago
nods his head. "Well that's good! I suppose it makes sense that the two of you would get along..." He laughs, "I bet there lots of tea
Tristan
13 years ago
drinking!" He pauses, a memory coming to him at the mention of the drink. "Were you like Ann and rather set on my counterpart fetching you
Tristan
13 years ago
tea?"
England
13 years ago
tries not to think about how much they argue. "Yes. She was a colony, after all; she might as well been put to -some- use."
Tristan
13 years ago
snorts and places his hands behind his head in a lazily fashion. "Spoken like the former British Empire indeed. The woman had a manservant
Tristan
13 years ago
complex like you wouldn't believe." There's another snort.
England
13 years ago
pauses, face growing red from the first thought that pops into mind. "You--" he splutters, "She-- did you two-- does that-- b-bloody hell!"
Tristan is
13 years ago
suddenly joining England on the red face front, "Wh.. wh... what! Mon dieu! You pervert! Where did you get that from?" He's clearly
Tristan
13 years ago
embarrassed beyond belief and is not going to answer England's question. Shocked that England even went there. "Although I shouldn't be
Tristan
13 years ago
surprised," he huffs testily.
England
13 years ago
almost gapes - but doesn't, because gentlemen don't gape. "...So you have?"
Tristan is
13 years ago
turning even more red because nope this isn't happening. "Whether we have or haven't isn't any of your business I would think!"
England is
13 years ago
equally embarrassed! "So you-- blimey, I can't believe-- agh!" Because certainly, not denying it means yes, they have.
Tristan
13 years ago
really thinks they should change the subject. Like, right now. "I haven't told you we have you pervert! You're as bad as maman!"
England
13 years ago
turns red, embarrassed. "W-Well, you could've just said 'no', then! You made it sound like something went on!"
Tristan is
13 years ago
even more redder now, "You shouldn't have assumed anything! You're just as perverted as she is!" At this point, it's hard to tell which
Tristan
13 years ago
she, Tristan is actually referring to. It probably doesn't matter- they're both equally bad in his book.
England
13 years ago
looks away, flustered. "Neither of us are perverted! You just say things in a way that suggests... unsavory things!"
Tristan is
13 years ago
not looking at him either, just as flustered. "You most certainly are! I found the secret stash you know! Worse than maman's!"
Tristan
13 years ago
Another huff. "Besides, who makes their colonies wear collars anyways?"
England
13 years ago
, if possible, turned darker. "Secret st-- I-I don't know what you're talking about, you little prat! I have no secret stash!" A scowl. "And
England
13 years ago
it's only because she-- you, both of you, were so disobedient!"
Tristan
13 years ago
retorted, "Well maybe not you, but Ann does. So I just assume you have one too since you're a pervert." Oh that got a *huge* huff from the
Tristan
13 years ago
Seychellois boy. "You never collared Hong Kong, now did you and we played all sorts of pranks on you... Ann... whatever!"
England
13 years ago
frowns, unable to think of a counter to that. "Well, Hong Kong was a child! And he had... good intentions, for the most part, not to mention
England
13 years ago
that he was quiet! You-- her, on the other hand, she was too loud!"
Tristan thinks
13 years ago
England's just have a thing for collaring the opposite gender that's what. "I think that's a lousy excuse, just because we didn't
Tristan
13 years ago
put up with your controlling nature, doesn't mean we should take part in some secret sex fantasy or whatever!"
England
13 years ago
splutters indignantly. "Sex fantasy?! What-- n-no! Bloody hell, no! I-- we'd never! Don't shove -your- sexual fantasies onto us!"
Tristan is
13 years ago
just as indignant. "Excuse me! *My* sexual fantasies!? Why would I even want such a thing! I'm... we're the victim here!" Have a big fat
Tristan
13 years ago
glare England.
England
13 years ago
scowls in return. "Yes, yours! Ann is a refined lady, and I am a gentleman; we'd never even -dream- of something like that, especially with
England
13 years ago
a former colony!"
Tristan
13 years ago
hisses, "A lady and a gentleman? Ha! You're both pirates to your very core- the both of you!" He raises an eyebrow when England says he
Tristan
13 years ago
would never do such a thing with a former colony. "And oh? What about your 'special relationship' with America?" he inquires slyly.
England is
13 years ago
about to retort, but feels his words die on his lips. He blushes, immediately saying, "That's-- The Special Relationship is a political_
England
13 years ago
term! It's... just an alliance, not some... some illicit love affair!"
Tristan
13 years ago
smirks. The tables have turned! "Really... I heard some minister of yours compared it to a marriage. If that isn't a metaphor... I don't
Tristan
13 years ago
know what is."
England
13 years ago
shakes his head vehemently. "No! Err... Thatcher and Reagan were seen as political soulmates, but-- that's... something else...!" He_
England
13 years ago
scowls, looking up at Tristan with a flustered expression. "You're making something out of nothing!"
Tristan
13 years ago
smirks deepen even more. "Funny how that works, non?"
England
13 years ago
glares. "Drop it; just because you're independent doesn't mean you've the right to be a cheeky little prat."
Tristan
13 years ago
grins at the glare. Annoying England was always fun- no matter the gender. "Whatever Eyebrows~" And somehow that nickname came way too
Tristan
13 years ago
easily to him. Perhaps he was channeling his female counterpart's personality despite the fact they hadn't met yet.
England
13 years ago
twitches in mild irritation at the nickname. "Don't call me that."
Tristan
13 years ago
raises eyebrow, "How about old man?" He calls Ann Old Maid all the time.
England
13 years ago
isn't pleased with that, either. "Arthur," he grinds out, crossing his arms. "Or England."
Tristan
13 years ago
could easily supply that with Artie and Iggy. He already calls Ann, Annie, so why not Artie for Arthur? But he figures that he's had enough
Tristan
13 years ago
fun with the other. "Fine," he pouts, "So boring."
England feels
13 years ago
a slight headache on the edges of his mind, and decides that Tristan is just as unbearable as his counterpart. "That's what she says, too."
Tristan
13 years ago
really can't wait to meet his counterpart now! It would be like having a long lost twin! "Glad to know my counterpart likes to have as much
Tristan
13 years ago
fun as I do," he grins cheekily at the other.
England
13 years ago
rolls his eyes. "Just don't cause too much trouble. I don't want to get blamed for it, directly or indirectly."
Tristan
13 years ago
huffs. "Why would *you* get blamed? You're not exactly responsible for either of us anymore." Unless they set him up or something.
England
13 years ago
replies, "Because you were once mine. Thus, I expect you to behave like a proper gentleman."
Tristan
13 years ago
crosses his arms, "I act like a proper gentleman when it matters!" Excuse him for not acting like a stuffy old man.
England
13 years ago
looks unimpressed. "Of course you do."
Tristan
13 years ago
crossing his arms tighter. "I do! I hold the door for ladies and remove my hat indoors if I'm wearing one... I'm not completely helpless!"
England will
13 years ago
never admit that Tristan pointing those things out is slightly endearing. "...And?"
Tristan thinks
13 years ago
that England is having too much fun with this. "And I never spit, nor do I use toothpicks... and I try not to swear *too* much!"
England
13 years ago
smiles a bit, though it's rather smug. "And who taught you those manners?"
Tristan
13 years ago
decides to wipe off that rather smug-look on his face. It's irritating. "Marianne."
England
13 years ago
frowns! "Beg pardon?" A pause; well, she wasn't as bad as France... "...I suppose I could see that. So long as it's not Francis..."
Tristan
13 years ago
grins evilly at the other. There's a mock thoughtful look, "And maybe perhaps Ann." In truth, he views both as great influences in his life
Tristan
13 years ago
Although he really mostly takes after Marianne- it's her language he's mangled, I mean, made awesomer. He raises an eyebrow at the mention
Tristan
13 years ago
of Francis. "Francis? The male France then? Not met him yet. Your the first."
England
13 years ago
rolls his eyes. "You say Ann as if I ought to be offended. She's a respectable woman, and you'd best respect her, lad."
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