ohhh are they made with brown rice and other stuffs?

These are the Veggie Patch ones--mostly soy and carrots, of all things! I added them to a NS fettucini alfreado dinner and it was yum!

Woot! Have you ever tried Quorn? It's a fairly tasty chicken substitute.

Never seen it here--but that's not that unusual

Hee, my college cafeteria once served a special called Polynesian Meatless Balls--the sophomoric humor response was relentless

Next time they served it, they called it Polynesian Meat-like Balls ... after those comments, they never served it again