now soothed

hey wait a minute..you're not allowed to sing that.. you're the foreigner, you're Raj!

That depends… liamshmiam, do mind being Penny?

I'M PENNY!

Oh you're penny alright, boo. Now go get me a cheesecake.

... wait a minute...

I'm Wollowitz, steelie is Leonard because he's the only one of us with a girl and Jared is Sheldon for obv. reasons

which leaves the foreigner as the foreigner.

Fine. I'm the star of the show. Enjoy my shadow, boys.

I'm short. guess I'm always in your shadow.

can't i be penny?

she's way more attractive.