which pizza?

Uhh, let's see if I still have the box...

Something catchy and German! That's all I remember!

And it was reeeeally thick and nnngh

'nnnngh'? /nnnnngh/?! You need real pizza.

whoa, whoa, I know it was good but you don't have to make those noises just from description! pfft!!

and, er, as opposed to... virtual pizza?

as opposed to German pizza!

And those were not /good/ noises!