OK

so i found our religion that we made up in sophomore year

in my old chem notebook

here goes:

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BRING BACK DAT RELIGION

3 prophetesses: prophetess of death(we get to wear armor), prophetess of chaos, and prophetess of penguins

SAVIOR MAN AKA ANDY

he was born in 1337, died in 1337

(sometime PHAIL happened in 1227 but we dont talk about that...)

Andy wore a super hero costume with a (not) pink mask, and was 7 feet tall (MC's brother, some how)

End Of World = Division by Zero, as prophesized by the Triad (the 3 Prophetesses)

We serve oreos and crystal lite, (kool-aid for the kids)

Savior Man is 'on vacation' with Zack and Axel and ... all of THEM

Heaven and Hell are both called Nirvana

Heaven is fail, and Hell is a party... except for Tom Cruise

Writ of Union = Latin Poems (and our own)

Holy Books = the Halo Series

Sam Marcus, Tech Officer, 3rd Class

he will wake the Master Chief from his great slumber in the year 2552

omg claire this is

WE NEED TO CONVERT PEOPLE

We get to conquer worlds and nations with our colourful shiny armour at which all peoples will bow

David Bowie's a cool guy

Apocalyptic theme music (Transformers soundtrack)

I think Halo's a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything

-------- and then i wrote some of my homework assignments down, but i think this sounds like a pretty legit religion

this makes me entirely happy

can I just

<3

also, your plurks didn't show up on my dash

or whatever this is

timeline thingy

until like 20 minutes after you plurked them

):

plurk u turrbull