((BEST...THREAD TITLE...EVER. XDDD))

decides to go to England's house to hang out.

bangs on the door. "Oi, Anglia, you should, like, open up and junk!"

((PFF!!! I'M CRACKING SO BAD AT THIS!!))

((I KNOW SAME XDDD))

startled by the loud pounding at his door and opens it. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, POLA---... Oh! Japan!" He looks around. "I am certain I heard_

that Polish (wo)man out here."

attempts to bow like Japan and ends up looking like he's dry humping the door frame.

"Well, I don't see him, I'm totally, like, asian and junk, y'know?"

((PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF))

((By the way, I'm going to say that it transforms their voice, too, so he sounds like Japan, vocally))

((POLAND YOU ARE SO BAD AT BEING ASIAN))

(( MY COWORKERS ARE GETTING WORRIED ABOUT ME CUZ I KEEP COUGHING SO MUCH FROM LAUGHING))

((XD HE DOES HIS BEST. IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE, IGGY.))

yet again startled by the Asian's speech. "Ah... yes. You are an Asian person, J--japan... What can I do for you?"

when the hell Japan said 'junk' before.

beams at him happily. "Hej, I'm, like, almost blind and- oh." He drops his smile and pokes the corner of his eye. "That's new."

"I was, just, like, wondering if you wanted to, like....drink tea and be old together."

strangely confused by his speech, wondering if he has been hanging out with Poland so much these days. After all, he does remember when he_

took Italy's personality after visiting his place. "Well why don't you wear your glasses then? And... be old together?"

Well this is Japan, so he is not so much offended by that. "Sure, why not? Let's have some tea then!"

"He has glasses?" He mutters to himself before grinning and waltzing into England's house.

"That is going to be, like, soooo totally fun!"

lets him inside his house. In all his life, he has never seen Japan skip around. Well he guesses there is always a first for everything?

"Yes we will have fun~!" Another surprising moment for him, Japan just waltz in, not even taking off his shoes, like how he always use to.

spins around to face England again. "Hej, Anglia, what have you, like, been doin' lately and junk?"

had to pull away a bit. He really was so close face to face with Japan. "A-ah, me? Well I have not truly done something to talk about Japan"

waggles his eyebrows and puts an arm around England companionably. "Hej, are you, like, sure? I've totally been up to all kinds of asian

crap lately." He tilts his head slightly, thinking for a moment. "Aj, I know! Have you, like, had any awesome sex lately? 'Cause I totes

have." He giggles.

((W-WHEN WAS THAT?! oAo))

(( LOL LIET!! XDD ))

had to lean down from the arm. The Japanese man was shorter than him. "Oh have you? Well of course you are well informed by your neighboring

nations." He gets flustered and red, returning a shocked look at him. "W-what?! I haven't even got laid by the Frog! And you have?"

(( He's a little bit more open to Japan =u= ))

((...this is promising. *evil cackle* XD))

((Also, Liet, this is out of the regular timeline, so they're not broken up, and I'm assuming Poland wants to shag like bunnies...or he made

it up, either way XDDD))

pulls him down to whisper in his ear, still giggling. "I've, like, totally had sex with Liet, duh! We need to get you laid, girlfriend~!"