head against the table as he tries to not cry again. His eyes are red and puffy, he's not wearing any make-up, and his hair is not in a

totally cute style.

stumbles downstairs in his pajamas, glasses in hand and rubbing an eye. He meanders into the dining room on route to the kitchen and trips

over a chair that is not where it should be. He curses softly and puts his glasses on to look. Oh. "Ah...hi Poland."

draws his gaze upward to look at Canada, but doesn't move. "H..hej." He says, his voice rough from crying so much.

slowly registers his appearance and frowns slightly. "Hey...are you..." he pauses to yawn, "...feeling okay?"

shakes his head slightly before his expression crumbles and he turns his head into his arms and starts sobbing.

startled by the sudden reaction. "E-eh? Poland...?" He rubs his back, just letting him cry it out.

reminded of how Lithuania would comfort him like this, and only cries harder, leaning into Canada slightly.

"I-it hurts, Kanada..."

's first thought is to wonder how that happened, since he didn't play any sports. But then his brain wakes up and he moves to sit in one of

the other chairs. "Do you want to tell me about it?"

"L-Liet an' I...we, like...had a fight!" He manages to say through his tears.

pats him on the shoulder. "So, pretty bad, eh?" Though sometimes it was hard to tell with Poland...

's shoulders heave with the effort to repress his sobs enough to speak. He lifts his lower body off the table and turns to face Canada,

scrubbing at his face. "I never...w-we never..." He throws himself at Canada and buries his face in the other's chest, crying. "We, like,

NEVER fight, an'...an' this was, like, worse than...it was, like, almost like...I-I think we broke up!"

shifts to accommodate the other. Well, that sounded pretty serious. True, they didn't fight with each other very often, but he had

personally witnessed that it did happen. He continues to pat Poland on the back. "What did you fight about?"

((Curse you and your logic, Canada! I have a feeling it'll be trippin' Poland up a lot in this thread XD))

(eh? eh? That's not even logic, it's just a question~! XD))

((Oh, I meant that Poland was all "trollolol we don't fight", and Canada's just thinkin' "dude, I was THERE" XD))

(oh. ahaha XD))

hiccups slightly and thinks. "We f-fought about, like, the Commonwealth, a-an' Vilnius and, like, how he never wants to have sex in public,

even though it's, like, totally awesome..."

he would probably side with Lithuania on the sex-in-public thing, but since he really doesn't want to talk about their sex life anyways, he

decides to focus on the other two issues. "Didn't that happen a long time ago?" Like, before he was born....?

((Aw, Canada's so wittle! X3))

turns his head to the side in shame. "Aj, well, like, the other day, I thought Ruski had taken Vilnius, and I went to get it back an', like,

...aj, I just, like, wanted to finally talk about it." He says miserably, playing with the sleeve of his totally not cute sweatshirt.

can feel his foot starting to fall asleep. "So did you? Talk, I mean."

looks up at him with a tearstained face. "Tak, an' that's how the fight started and junk. Hej, and I, like, finally confronted him about my

wish..."

frowns. A wish? He wonders what it must have been for Lithuania to take it as badly as he apparently had. That must have hurt, sharing a

wish, only to have it turned down. "What was your wish?"

((hurr, intentional misunderstanding~))

((XD Liet, you're so awesome))

sniffles and wipes his nose on Canada's shirt absently. "Aj, that, like, Anglia-angel showed up, and he said I could, like, have a wish,

so I wished that Liet would have sex with me in public. Then, we, like, totally did, and it was awesome...aj, mostly. But, like, now he's

all angry, a-and I don't know what to do!" He wails loudly.

blinks. How did he get drawn into the sex talk? And he may have to talk to Iggy after this... "But I thought you said he didn't like sex in

public?"

looks confused. "Aj, he, like, totally doesn't, but...he, like, totally *ravished* me. He, like, rode me so hard I was, like, limping the

next day!"

((I'MSOSORRYILAWLED))

pales. Poland was a good person, but he really wished he wouldn't say some of the things he did... "Ah....that's good?"

manages a tiny, albeit shaky, smile. "Tak, like, totally! I thought he liked it, but...h-he got, like, so angry when I was, like, tellin'

him and junk. He said I, like...I dunno, made him, or whatevs!" He stares at Canada as thought the poor man has all the answers.

followed most of what Poland said, but he waits for a few seconds as though he expects Poland to say something more. When Poland looks at

him he realizes that no further information is coming. "....made him what?"

"Like I made him have sex with me! He's, like, totally the one that put it in, anyway. It's, like, totes unfair!" He screams, tugging at

his unkempt hair in frustration.

((oh, Poland.... XD UR DOIN IT RONG))

he might know what got Lithuania angry now. "You made him have sex with you?" Hopefully, Poland will catch on by himself...

stares at Canada like he just stabbed him. "Hej, that's, like, totes uncool! I just said that I, like, didn't make him, like, at all!"

((Poland is always doin' it wrong))

brings his hands up defensively. "S-sorry, I must have gotten confused..." He falls quiet, unsure about how to continue.

slumps his shoulders in defeat and a few tears fall again. "I-I'm sorry, Kanada. I know you're, like, totally awesome an' just trying to,

like, help, but...I-I don't know why he would think I, like, made him an'..." He trails off this time, silent for once.

just watches him. He resumes rubbing his back, waiting for him to start speaking again.

"H-he made it sound like I forced him..." He whispers, sounding completely broken.

wraps an arm around his shoulder and gives him a hug. "Surely it's not all that bad, eh?"

leans into the hug, still looking miserable. "Y-you didn't hear him, Kanada...he was, like, really angry, and I totally don't know why..."

can't feel his foot anymore. "Well, I could help you figure it out... Only if you want to though!"

((XD Poor Canada's foot! As Nova Scotia just falls under the Atlantic...))

looks up in surprise. "I-I...I would, like, totally love that, Kanada!"

tackles him with a grateful hug.

finally got circulation back when Poland moved. "Ah, that's great..!" Ow, ow, ow pins and needles!

sees Canada's pained expression. "Aj, what's wrong?"

Poland might take it as a slight if he tells him the truth. "Oh, uh...I accidentally hit a bruise. That I got from hockey. Um...last week."

that was the saddest lie he's ever told.

totally buys it, and his eyes widen into an expression of concern for his friend. "Aj, that's, like, totally sad! Are you, like, okay!?"

waves off his concern (since it's a made-up injury and all) "Oh, I'm fine! I just hit it a weird way, it's okay, really!"

cocks his head to the side. "Are you, like, sure?" He asks, concern still evident in his voice.

nods. "I'm sure!" Quick, think of a distraction! "Um, do you want some hot chocolate?"

sniffles and thinks about this. He ate so much ice cream and chocolate the past few days, but... "T-tak, I guess."

"S-so, like, how can you help?"

no idea of that himself. He motions for Poland to get up so he can get to the kitchen. "Just talking through it might help."

stands up and loops his own arm through Canada's, leaning against his shoulder. "Tak, I'm, like, totes for that!"

leads them to the kitchen and starts pulling out ingredients and mugs single-handedly. He pulls his arm away to fill up the kettle and put

it on the stove. He turns and leans against the counter. "So maybe it'll be best if you start at the beginning."

furrows his brow. "The beginning of the, like, argument?"

nods. "Unless you think there was something that happened before that was important to it."

((I am SO TEMPTED to give a cop out response like "Poland explained everything". QUICK. CONVINCE ME NOT TO.))

((NOOO, WE MUST RESOLVE YOUR ISSUES~! >:I))

((YES, MA'AM *salutes*))

"Aj, we, like, started talking about the Commonwealth an' how Liet didn't come back, an'...an' that's why I wanted Vilnius!"

to admit he really doesn't know a lot about that. "So you had to convince him to come back? Why didn't he do it himself?"

shifts from foot to foot guiltily. "Aj, well, he, like, couldn't, but...I-I thought he didn't love me anymore and junk, y'know?"

"Then he, like, totally got all angry that I made that wish!" He stamps a foot in frustration.

((Oh, Poland. Still doing it wrong. /goes back to lurking))

((XDDDD I know, right? CANADA WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER.))

((I'm restraining myself from bursting in randomly...being mean to Poland is too much fun....I'M SORRY TTATT))

((Nuuuuuuu~~ He'll never see what he did wrong, then XD))

a little bit like a therapist. "Well, why do you think he was angry?"

crosses his arms and tries to think it over. "Aj, I, like, totally don't know! I, like, told him about the wish and junk, right? THen he

all...y'know, angry."

nods and dumps chocolate powder into each of the mugs. "So, definitely something about the wish, then. Can you narrow it down at all?"

rolls his eyes slightly. "Well, he, like, totally never wants to do, like, ANYthing in front of people, and it's, like, totally not cool,

so I wished that he would, like, have sex with me in public and junk, y'know? Then, he totally did, and is was mostly awesome, so I, like,

totally don't know why he was so angry!" He starts pouting.

about this. "I wonder why he changed his mind like that..." He quickly concentrates on the hot chocolate. He doesn't want to think too hard

about that!

"He, like, seemed really weird while we were having sex...he wasn't, like, acting like he normally does, y'know? Then, he, like, didn't

want to talk about it, and then when I brought it up, he, like, got angry, even though he didn't wanna talk about it before!"

((this week, on Confusing Conversations with Poland XD))

takes the kettle off the stove just as it starts to whistle. He pours some water into each mug and stirs, mulling over this new info. 'He

hadn't been, like, drinking or anything had he?" ...crap, Poland was starting to rub off on him.

((XDDDDDD))

shakes his head vehemently. "Nie! Liet, like, totally doesn't get that drunk. 'Sides, he's never been able to, like, get it up when he was

drunk before...h-he was, like, really surprised when I told him about the wish, too."

massages his temples, frantically trying to scrape that image from his mind. "Okay. So...wait." He thinks back. "You said England gave you a

wish?"

nods. "Uh-huh! It was that, like, Angel Anglia, and he, like, totes gave me that wish!"

stops stirring the cocoa. "Um...Poland...you do know that when he grants a wish he...ah...." How best to explain this? "Well, it happens. No

matter what. Even..." He bites his lip. Hopefully he wouldn't take this too badly. "Even if the target doesn't want it to."

((BRACING FOR IMPACT))

uncrosses his arms and stares at Canada innocently. "What do you mean?" He asks, confused.

frowns, thinking. "I mean...they don't get a choice. The magic just...does what it wants." That's...probably accurate.

's eyes slowly widen as he begins to understand. "H-he didn't...I forced him?" His voice cracks at the end, and he covers his mouth.

he finally got through. "Hey...it's okay....you didn't know how it worked. C'mere..." He pulls Poland into a hug, ignoring the hot cocoa for

the time being.

can see Canada's lips moving, but cannot hear him over the rushing of blood in his ears. Distantly, he can hear screaming in German...

words of so long ago. "I-I totally going to puke." He mutters, breaking out of Canada's embrace to rush to the sink, retching violently.

quickly turns the faucet on and tries to keep Poland's hair out of his face. That...was a bit stronger of a reaction than what he was

expecting... He rubs his back and tries to talk him down.

coughs and wipes the tears from his cheeks. He stands up straight and tries to keep his stomach from heaving again.

"I-I'm...oh god, he's never going to.." He whispers in a broken voice. "K-Kanada...I have to go."

"W-woah, are you sure? Don't you want to calm down a little first?" And not do anything rash?

((POLAND IS ALL ABOUT RASH DECISIONS))

shakes his head and can't meet Canada's eyes. "N-nie...this can't wait. I...I don't know how I can face him again." He sobs and buries his

face in his hands. "I-I have to, like, try, though...h-he has to know I totally never meant to..."

He wipes at his face again and with one last sad smile towards Canada, he leaves.

watches him go, almost dizzy from the past few minutes. He looks around his kitchen, as if to make sure he wasn't still hiding somewhere.

takes one of the mugs of hot chocolate and goes to sit in front of the TV. Well...he wasn't very hungry anymore.

((D: Poor Canada~! WHEO LOVES YOU.))