I always forget to turn my alarm off when I get up a few hours before it.
This drives roommates crazy.
Without fail it will go off when I am like taking a shower (you know back when I had a shower) or brushing my teeth
Or out getting juice for breakfast...just generally not around to shut it off.
On more than one occasion I have been cornered and beaten with a pillow because of this.
/stares at alarm for a few minutes and shuts it off finally.
Just saying.
My god, this. ....Though waking up before an alarm is a rarity for me, I often forget to keep the kitchen timer from resetting.
Same effect. Same pillow-beatings. Or just being yelled at. *thumbs up*
Hahaha. As expected from you. /noogies
.../opens the door and finds a pair of ducks on the stairs. :|
It is too early for this nonsense.
...Aw, I missed an Oz post. (Yes I plan to just ramble in this plurk. Sup guys, mute button is back where it belongs!)
alkjfd f X-D You live in a menagerie!
Frogs in the shower, Lizards on your toothbrush, ducks on the stairs....
Now all you need's a horse to ride around.
Nah, it is a gecko on my toothbrush not a lizard, and the ducks were just visiting from next door. they don't care about fences I guess.
But there is a fruit stealing toucan out back
a gecko not a lizard? *frowns at Geiko for being misleading*
they're amphibious!
Fiiiiiiine
/puts an amphibian on your toothbrush
/you're welcome
*gets a tank for him*
*boils toothbrush*
lol well I have good news, gecko germs do not kill you. /thumbs up
In news of weird animals that live here: the frogs outside chirp *exactly* like my phone.
/keeps trying to answer the damned things
hahaha shut up
get out
/shoves
*agrees with Eck*
:|
/drinks all your stupid perfumes
ACK!!! 
*slaps bottles out of your hand and makes you puke it back up before you need a stomach pump!!!*
w/e I don't need no stomach pump I AM SUPAHMAYN
You may be super, but you ain't no mayn.
Am too. Shut up grandma, you can't tell me what to be.
You were complaining just the other day about people mistaking you for a dude. 
What's that got to do with anything?
Online, folks who haven't met her properly. 
Yeaaaah...people always think I am a teenage boy online. /scratches head
idek man idek
when I really was a teenager I was super skinny though and people totally did think I was a dude sometimes
worse, they thought I was an awfully pretty dude. /snort
Well, at least you don't have to worry about that now. 
yep. dat ass isn't going anywhere