2Manyboyz
says
the "News of Record" in our local paper lists the daily felony charges, among other tidbits. One was for a man charged with 7 counts of
"molesting a vending machine". 
o_O
ReeRee
has
wanted to do that. Not sure about 7 times, but...
b_c
wonders
what kind of vending machine. Maybe in a gas station rest room? 
Juice
wonders
if there was chocolate in it
...seriously...I have tears in my eyes! 
...I'm going to have that in my head all day now 
so funny, and so 