bwahahaha!!

bakit inay??!! bakeeett??!

me: che. (POINTS) wag nyo ko paglolokohin ah.

mom: woops! oi bawal ah

me: bawal mag-bf?? hindi naman tlga eh. GF---PWEDENG PWEDE PA

dad: hinde, nobyo yan

mom: nak! kuwa mo kami ng lays sa kwarto

me: NO! magisa kayo.

WHAAHAHAHA

wala silang magagawa nyaw

panalo

(with conviction yung "NO!" mala-AA)