wb x

Thank you Pip dear

how was the holiday?

It was wonderfully relaxing and warm. I feel revived and ready to hurt people again.

coming from anyone else I'd raise an eyebrow at that statement, lol

But you know me so well dear, you do know how much I enjoy hearing them whimper and beg.

lol .. so still not embracing your fluffy side then?

WB!

Of course I am Pip dear, I have my fluffy slippers to slip on while they are wearing a blindfold.

Thank you Kis, sweetie.

you mean you dont wear the fuck me killer heels at all times ?? *faints* you've just totally shattered my vision of a Domme

It can be our little secret Pip. Along with putting the vibrator on a wet sponge for the phone sex lines.

*chokes*

Damn, I've been doing it all wrong .. I was using a St Bernard shaking its chops to sound like franktic fapping

Oh dear Pip, all that slobber, it would be worse than a sub with a ball gag in. Though I shall make a note of that one.

*giggles*

It may just be easier to get a nice, girlie, subbie to frantically fap though. More enjoyable to watch and less mess.

yeah, but then I'd get distrcated from the ironing

Gosh, you can iron and fap frantically? I am impressed dear!

<-- doesnt fap .. fakes it

I know exactly what you mean Pip, I fake my ironing all the time.