'Sup?

I hate work

I hate essays

I cannot do these essays

I haven't started

ANYTHING

They're all in for the 12th

I haven't a clue what the fuck I'm supposed to be writing about for any of them

I may have lost a very important book of essays that I need

And I am sat here at the computer DOING NOTHING and trying to forget all about it

Thus making my situation EVEN WORSE

May I suggest googling fuuny cat videos to instigate happiness?

Hahaha

Isn't that perpetuating the "DOING NOTHING" aspect of my problem?

Possibly, but in an adorable way!

When faced with the inevitable that being procrastination, don't waste precious time by resisting it.

It would cheer me up