pokes his head out from his couch blanket-nest and blinks at the phone for a few moments before smiling. He answers. "Hi."

squeals and gives a huge grin. "Hej, Liet~~! I've, like, totally missed hearing your voice..." He wraps the phone cord around his finger.

scoots around to get more upright. "I've missed you too." He pats his hair down a little. "Where are you now?"

about this for a moment. "My boss took me an' his family to, like...I don't even know. There's, like, snow and junk...totes grody, y'know?"

notes that this does not rule out very many places at all, especially for this time of year. "Oh, that's too bad. It's snowing here too."

makes a clucking sound with his tongue. "Ew...snow is, like, totally gross." He pauses for a moment. "...I'm, like...sorry I've been gone so

long, Liet..."

rubs his eye and sighs. "It's not your fault. You have to do work at some point. It just...happened all at once."

looks down at the floor, feeling guilty for once. "Aj, well...I, like...haven't been able to sleep, 'cause...'cause you're not, like, next

to me and junk, y'know?" He says apprehensively.

pulls the blanket over his head. "...yeah...I think I've cleaned everything in the house....four times." he admits.

((compulsive cleaner, what.))

remembers Lithuania's habit of cleaning when he was distressed, and sits down in the nearest chair.

"Aj, I, like, really am sorry...I, like, totally didn't think I'd be gone for, like, ever...are you, like...okay?" He says softly,

concern in his voice.

"I'm okay....I miss you." He goes silent for a moment, trying to figure out how to say the next part. "....Russia....visited."

freezes for a very long moment, his eyes widening.

"A-aj...what...what happened?" He says finally, his voice uncharacteristically flat.

scratches the back of his neck. "Not much, really..." He sighs. "I think Belarus was chasing him again. He hid in a closet for a while, and

when I went to check on him again, he wasn't there...."

((Russia, if you see this, sorry, I just kind of made up an ending... :c ))

((XD Liet, you're awesome, f'real))

makes a frustrated noise. "Was he, like...you don't...aj, Liet, I..." He says, unable to finish a sentence.

furrows his eyebrows. He might be able to hazard a guess, but it would be safer not to. "Was he what?"

looks uncomfortable, although Lithuania can't see his expression. "Aj, just, like...a-are you okay?" He says again, unable to bring himself

to ask a more specific question. He bites his lip, looking unusually apprehensive.

nods and makes an affirmative sound. "I don't think we even talked for five minutes...." He decides to not mention how he checked every

closet in the house when he found Russia was gone.

doesn't say anything for another, longer, moment. "...I'm, like...sorry I wasn't there to pro...like that time..."

his breath catch. That was a bad time for everyone... "Lenki...what else could we have done? It's not your fault..."

sniffles slightly. "I-I just..." He trails off uncertainly, trying to hold back tears.

curls up tighter. "H-hey, it's okay..." He frantically thinks of something to distract him. "Tell me...tell me what you're doing tomorrow."

wipes his eyes with the back of his sleeve and gives a shaky sigh. "A-aj, well...I think the President is, like, taking me an' his family

skiing tomorrow..." He says, still sounding depressed.

that's a good starting point, at least. "Is it at a lodge? Maybe they'll have a hot tub or a spa..."

about this for a moment. "I, like, totally don't know...if there is, you should most def come join, Liet~!"

blinks. That...sounds like a really good idea, actually. "I...okay. If you let me know where you are, (and you're still in Europe *cough*)

I can meet you there."

grins and claps excitedly. "Yay~! That's, like, soooo totally awesome~! We're, like, totes in Switzerland, and you should, like, totes come

over!" He said, his voice rising dramatically.

usually tries to avoid pulling rank, but he thinks his boss will forgive him this time. He smiles. "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow." He'll just

get the address from his boss.

squeals loudly. "This is, like, soooo totally exciting! O~M~G~ I totally can't wait to, like, see you again!"

his mood raise with Poland's. "I can't wait to see you either." He's pretty proud of himself for cheering Poland up. "...ah...I don't...

"have to talk to your boss, do I?"

pauses for a moment. "Oh, like, probably not. He'll totes be there, though. Why?"

makes a strange noise and blushes. "D-don't worry about it..." As long as he doesn't have to talk to the man, he could probably survive

the day without complete embarrassment.

shrugs it off easily. "Okay, like, whatevs, then! Aj, Liet, I, like, totes can't wait to have sex with you again!" He shrieks.

really, really hopes Poland is alone right now. Or at least not in public. He would settle for not in public. "...ah. Yes. Um." After a

moment, he adds (much quieter) "...me too."

squirms happy in his seat IN AN OFFICE SOMEWHERE WHUT. His eyes widen in slight surprise before his grins stretches wide. "That makes me,

like, so happy, Liet..."

somewhat tomato colored at this point. Good thing the house is empty and he has this blanket to hide under. "....I-I'm glad."

"Mmm...I'll even, like, totally let you bottom again, too, if you want!" He says happily, not at all perturbed by the conversation.

just. short circuits. "....I...wha..." HOW CAN HE JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?

giggles. "Aj, if you don't want to, I, like, totally don't care. You know I like being on bottom more, anyway, 'cause it totally feels

like, amazing and junk, y'know?" He rambles on.

rubs at his cheek, like that will help the blush fade. "W-what....you.....okay....?" He groans, and tries to kick his brain into gear.

"Whatever y-you like...."

grins happily into the phone. "Tak, it'll be, like, sooo totally awesome! I'll get, like, all the supplies ready that I can and junk, 'kay?"

blanches at 'supplies'. He really hopes it's nothing too...extravagant. Or ridiculous. Or weird. Or....oh, he is so screwed. Literally.

tries to reassure himself. What could Poland have possibly brought with him? "O-okay...you...you do that."

nods vigorously. "Tak, like, for sure! Oh, and I forgot a few things, so can you, like, bring 'em for me? They're, like, in the box under

our bed."

vaguely recalls said box. He goes upstairs and drags it out from under the bed, blanket still over his shoulders. "Sure, what did you need?"

waves his head airly. "Aj, just take, like, whatever you think will feel best."

his phone an odd look. "O-okay..." He opens the box and....oh.

can feel the heat creeping up his face as he blushes. He lets go of the box like it's scalding and scoots away from it. "L-LENKI! When d-did

all this GET HERE?"

would whistle innocently if he knew how to whistle. "Aj, I've, like, always had that stuff. Remember that one time, back in '97, when I took

a pair of *BLEEP* and *BLEEPED* your *BLEEP* up in the *BLEEP* until you were *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEEEP* and pushed in a *BLEEP?"

's brain completely melts and he hangs up. He sits on the floor and tries to bring his breathing and heart rate down.

....that was probably not the best thing to do.

continues to talk into the phone until he realizes that he hears a dial tone. He stares at the phone in shock for a moment before pulling

up Lithuania on speed dial and calling him back, already crying big crocodile tears.

sighs when the phone starts ringing again, and picks up on the second one. ".....sorry."

sobs loudly into the phone. "W-why would you just, like, hang up on me, Liet!? D-don't you love me?"

his stomach sink. "O-of course I do! I j-just...got....embarrassed." He pokes the box with his foot.

"W-why is that?" He says, hiccuping through his tears.

tries not to get frustrated. "....b-because you were saying all those things...?"

continues to cry. "B-but...I-I only say that stuff 'cause I love you an' you're so hot an' you're totally the only one I want to have

sex with an'

((CURSE YOU, ENTER BUTTON))

sex with an' I just want you to feel the same way about meee..." He cries harder.

pretty guilty now. "...but I do feel the same way about you. I j-just can't...SAY it that way. Please..." His breath catches a little.

"Please don't cry..."

sniffles and wipes his nose on his sleeve. "R...realnie?" He says, still crying a little.

lies back on the floor, relieved. "Yes, really. ...Myliu tave, Lenki. Always." Even when you completely embarrass him.

wipes away the last of his tears and smiles hesitantly. "That makes me, like, totally happy, Liet. Do I make you horny, too?" He asks, his

tone expectant.

knows he won't be able to dodge this one. He rolls over and pulls the blanket back over his head. "....yes. You do."

squeals so loudly that it would actually qualify as a scream. "Yay~~! That's, like, soooo totally awesome, Liet!"

glad that Poland (at least) is pleased with his admission. Not that he's ashamed of the fact, just...having to say it out loud.

satisfied with this. "Hej, so, bring a few different things when you come visit, 'kay?"

makes a non-committal noise. Maybe if he gets back the courage to actually look in the box. "I'll see you tomorrow, okay?"

nods happily. "

"Tak, like, totally! Bye, Liet! I love you~!" He makes a kissing sound into the phone.

laughs. "Love you too." He kisses his phone.

giggles and hangs up. He stares at his empty bed with a sigh, realizing he won't get any sleep tonight, either.