"hay-on-wye pretention fete" aaahahahaha

"manplifier" aaahahaha

o/

if you're wistful it'll make you wistfullier

"wet, warm, deep caves"

"fortunately the desk was there to mask his erection" aaahahaha

"my first word wasn't mummy, it was money" aaahahahahh.afsdjkgha;graehgh

slight wry smile at the end ahahahaha