leans over him and presses down the off button on the computer. "It's a nice day! Go outside, si?"

pouts. "Why the hell should I?"

doesn't have a good argument... "Because I said so!"

crosses his arm across his chest. "No way! I'm not listening to you, bastard!"

frowns. "If you do, I'll make you that special tomato ice cream."

shuts up and thinks about it. "F-fine, dammit!"

smiles and pats him on the head. "Good boy. Now go run around outside!"

frowns. "I'm not going to fucking do that! I ain't a kid anymore, dammit!"

shakes his head. "Shh, swearing isn't polite. Do you want me to fill up a little pool for you to play in?"