lol like no one knows this

nationality: American, though if I could claim to just be a New Yorker I will because I hate the Midwest

ethnicity: 100% Dominican, first born in my entire immediate family (including siblings) to be born in the US

this means my affirmative action is better than yours :3

though apparently I don't speak English. "first born ... to be born"?

`hate the Midwest` DO YOU HATE ME TOO

no, but goddamn the people who live around y ou