SCREW IT and marks all as read. I haven't the patience for this! I'm coffee-less so far today!

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why you bother?

NerdyNerak wonders

2008-12-06T09:57:33.000Z

what you're wondering what I bother with?

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plurking, of course! Every time you come back you mark 'em all as read!

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NerdyNerak has

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not marked them as read the last three times. So there.

NerdyNerak has

2008-12-06T16:33:08.000Z

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oh really?

NerdyNerak

2008-12-07T13:32:58.000Z

Yes, really.

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you don't really want a piece of me, do you?

2008-12-07T14:25:09.000Z

hmmmmmm... that didn't come out right.

NerdyNerak will

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take a drumstick.

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mmmm dark meat.

dragon_harrower wonders

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how we're going to cook him. Rotisserie anyone?

2008-12-08T01:14:40.000Z

that sounds a little painful... and can think of better ways to be eaten.

2008-12-08T02:58:30.000Z

we aren't going to eat you alive. We'll kill you in a humane way first.

2008-12-08T02:59:40.000Z

doesn't actually want to eat you. I'd miss one of my buddies.

2008-12-08T03:01:06.000Z

I'd be with you for a while. Then it would pass.

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a feeling that you'd get back by giving us a wicked case of the runs!

2008-12-08T03:13:51.000Z

I'd plurk your ass from my rotisseried grave!

dragon_harrower wonders

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what part of my ass you'd be plurking.

2008-12-08T03:21:46.000Z

asses come in parts? *off to do some research*

2008-12-08T03:35:22.000Z

left ass cheek and right ass cheek are somewhat separate.

2008-12-08T03:42:44.000Z

what that crack was good for...

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butts would look really weird without a crack.

2008-12-08T03:53:39.000Z

hahaha. You'd only need one hand to hold one.

dragon_harrower feels

2008-12-08T03:55:29.000Z

that you have a great point.

2008-12-08T04:05:36.000Z

and that would leave the other hand free...

2008-12-08T04:10:03.000Z

it'd be nice to use the other hand.

2008-12-08T04:14:27.000Z

being handy is a virtue!

dragon_harrower wants

2008-12-08T04:16:15.000Z

a handy man!

2008-12-08T04:22:02.000Z

I'm a regular James Taylor.

noahcounte hopes

2008-12-08T04:23:13.000Z

that wasnt' too obvious. I don't even really care for James Taylor.

2008-12-08T04:23:39.000Z

Tim Taylor better.

2008-12-08T04:30:01.000Z

hahaha. Another handy man! Very funny.

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a funny person sometimes.

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gathered as much.

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I thought that I'd make sure. Not that I needed to or anything.

2008-12-08T04:48:15.000Z

never hurts to know where you stand!

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absolutely!

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unless you're barefoot and in broken glass.

dragon_harrower hates

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that. Or stepping on a tack or needle.

2008-12-08T16:38:36.000Z

that sucks, too. It's amazing how far into your foot something can go, though!

2008-12-08T16:40:28.000Z

it is rather fascinating, but only whenit happens to someone else.

noahcounte hopes

2008-12-08T16:50:04.000Z

it never happens to Casey again.

2008-12-08T17:01:02.000Z

grateful for your wel-wishes!

noahcounte has

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lots of well-wishes (and little else) to give!

2008-12-08T17:37:07.000Z

well-wishes are great!

2008-12-08T17:46:21.000Z

so too. That's why I dole them out like red noses at a clown convention

2008-12-08T17:52:32.000Z

That is the most awesome analogy yet!

noahcounte is

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the Analogizer!

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that definitely fits you perfectly!

2008-12-08T18:05:52.000Z

it fits him like OJ's glove... No, that's not it...

2008-12-08T18:08:26.000Z

that that anology bombed.

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the Analogizer can drop a bomb when necessary! w00t!

2008-12-08T19:28:38.000Z

it has to happen sometime!

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the power can be used for good and evil...

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everything has an opposite.

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true power comes from learning to harness both! You know, like a big ol' harnessing thing!

2008-12-08T19:44:41.000Z

a team of oxen in a yoke? :left:

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a little about Casey's childhood.

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I worked a guest ranch in the middle of nowhee. We had to go about 13 miles by horse-drawn wagon.

2008-12-09T02:16:53.000Z

to school? And you had to walk uphill both ways? barefoot?

2008-12-09T02:33:25.000Z

No, this was just where I worked in the summer.

2008-12-09T02:37:52.000Z

so no snow, either? This story is lame!

2008-12-09T02:43:06.000Z

there was snow in May, part of June, and part of September. Does that help any?

2008-12-09T03:03:02.000Z

a tale of hardship and woe! Now it is gettign good!

2008-12-09T03:14:36.000Z

it has a sad ending when the boss calls most of the cabin help "lazy cocksuckers" though.

2008-12-09T03:23:56.000Z

you don't seem lazy to me.

2008-12-09T03:27:15.000Z

didn't think she was while working 14-16 hour days with a short break in the middle, but apparently we were. *shrugs*

2008-12-09T03:28:13.000Z

it wouldn't have been as hard on me, except, he lied about saying it and they were good friends of the family.

2008-12-09T03:56:24.000Z

that's pretty shitty. How long before he went out of business?

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he's the manager of the place and has been for almost 20 years. I doubt they'd fire him.

2008-12-09T17:02:17.000Z

did he at least get bumped out of the family friend rotation?

2008-12-09T17:04:41.000Z

that he did. His wife pretty much got bumped out too. I understand standing up for him, but trying to blame it on the other help is wrong.

2008-12-09T17:26:01.000Z

well, I hope they're happy. That's a shitty thing to do.

2008-12-09T17:28:02.000Z

so too. They didn't have a very good year last year. They were having a hard time finding help, but it's harder now that he did that.

2008-12-09T17:34:45.000Z

it should be harder. You can't treat people like they are less than human, and expect to have them come back for more. Stupid.

2008-12-09T17:35:54.000Z

he's lived in the area where he's trying to get his workers all his life and no one can stand him. Also, not a smart move.

2008-12-09T17:37:43.000Z

even dogs know better than to shit where they sleep.

2008-12-09T17:41:04.000Z

the salary of $1500 a month working appx 14 hours a day, 6 days a week for almost 6 months in the middle of nowhere also makes it hard.

2008-12-09T17:52:47.000Z

on the plus side, you save the whole wad, since you have to harness the oxen to get into town

dragon_harrower feels

2008-12-09T17:54:09.000Z

that that was one of the main good things about it. We used horses and mules though. No oxen.

2008-12-09T19:55:29.000Z

oxen are so 2004.

2008-12-09T21:31:56.000Z

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old skool!

2008-12-09T21:39:33.000Z

definitely agrees.

2008-12-09T21:47:12.000Z

once again, agreement pwns!

2008-12-09T21:47:45.000Z

we are the pwner of pwners!

2008-12-09T21:48:04.000Z

hahah

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you should come to comred1's blog. He thinks we are the PWN!

2008-12-09T22:51:06.000Z

I should go look at his blog then.

2008-12-10T04:15:22.000Z

there are only about four posts, and only one or two of those is worth reading. It's all about his love for Karen. And me. Very weird.

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and in mostly broken English. Plus, he has glasses that make him look like he belongs on CHiPS. AND (as if that wasn't enough)...

2008-12-10T04:16:45.000Z

he's Bangladeshi (I think)

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went and looked. I saw the post that was mostly about his love for you two.

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a complete waste of 20 minutes, I am sure.

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to admit that it was.

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and it's been going on for months! It's non-stop!

2008-12-10T18:04:28.000Z

that's the worrisome part. That's a lot of lovin'!

2008-12-10T18:06:44.000Z

I get blow-back. He's a Karen stalker.

2008-12-10T18:11:59.000Z

definitely noticed that. Thankfully, I don't get many stalkers on there.

2008-12-10T18:18:13.000Z

if your name was Bob or Mike, you'd get no stalkers at all. Maybe a gay male from time to time...

2008-12-10T18:19:31.000Z

just gratefull that I only get what few I have. I could have way more!

2008-12-10T18:22:39.000Z

it's easy - just talk about your bewbs a lot!

2008-12-10T18:28:24.000Z

that would draw them in.

2008-12-10T18:36:47.000Z

I've seen it in action.

2008-12-10T18:38:47.000Z

as have I.

I'm much happier creep-free though.

noahcounte feels

2008-12-10T18:39:24.000Z

creeps are way overrated.

2008-12-10T18:43:26.000Z

so too.

2008-12-10T18:51:29.000Z

where perverted crosses the line to creepy?

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no idea.

noahcounte hopes

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he stays on the perverted side.

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the perverted side. It keeps life interesting.

2008-12-10T19:00:17.000Z

if only it had more variety! Then it would be twice as spicey

2008-12-10T19:11:24.000Z

Spicy mustard or Tabasco sauce would help. Just add to whatever perverted things you're doing and BAM! spiciness.

2008-12-10T19:16:46.000Z

yow! I love hot sauce, but I do try to keep it in my mouth!

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usually the best policy.

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and other incidental contact, of course. Fire on day two!

2008-12-10T19:41:07.000Z

the burning ring of fire!

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a reminder of good food and indescretion.

dragon_harrower loves

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to eat good food.

noahcounte is

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in full agreement. Bad food is icky!

2008-12-10T21:26:30.000Z

w00t! Agreement!

2008-12-10T21:27:36.000Z

of course there is. As if we're surprised!

2008-12-10T22:18:43.000Z

surprised when we disagree, but not too surprised.

2008-12-11T00:41:29.000Z

peanut butter was a surprise. I thoguht everyone loved peanut butter!

2008-12-11T21:12:29.000Z

weird about that one. I'm not sure why I have such a vendetta against the stuff.

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- especially since it's so delicious!

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gags.

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hahaha. I'm still not holding it against you.

dragon_harrower loves

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that you aren't that against me.

2008-12-12T03:11:02.000Z

it would be terrifically difficult to be against you.

dragon_harrower hopes

2008-12-12T17:52:14.000Z

so. I'd hate to be easy to be against.

2008-12-13T02:34:06.000Z

it would be a cold day in Hell.

2008-12-13T02:34:33.000Z

awww.

2008-12-13T03:03:20.000Z

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cold days, but not cold days in Hell.

2008-12-13T03:27:23.000Z

I bet it sleets there.

2008-12-13T03:34:29.000Z

that it'd have to.

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now THAT'S hell!

2008-12-13T03:50:07.000Z

n't the least bit fond of sleet. It should either rain or snow, not both!

2008-12-13T13:12:26.000Z

could not possibly agree more. It should be winter, or not winter. It should never be both winter and something else.

2008-12-13T18:41:26.000Z

that sleet is a pain no matter how you look at it.

2008-12-13T19:38:08.000Z

for every form of wweather, there's a Polar Bear Club equivalent

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the sleet club needs to be smacked upside the head then.

2008-12-13T21:32:12.000Z

it should be enough that they get stinging sleet all over the most sensitive bits. No sense, no feeling.

2008-12-14T00:21:33.000Z

you have a valid point. Maybe they lose feeling in some of the exposed parts. :eyes:

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perish the thought! Those are the parts where feeling is the most ... well, i'd hate to lose it!

dragon_harrower feels

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the same way. Apparently they don't.

2008-12-14T11:34:04.000Z

some people find a thin line between pleasure and pain - and it's a lot closer to pain than the line I have between the two

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that's about the same for me. Tattoos and piercings I can somewhat understand, since there's something to show for it. Freezing? Nuh-uh.

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Yeah. Tina is tattooed. I got one, pretty much to stop her from asking me to get one - Vashti's footprint form her birth certificate

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on my shoulder blade.

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that's neat.

I'm one of the least tatooed and pierced in my family. It's probably a good thing.

2008-12-15T17:13:27.000Z

it's one of those things, I think. You get them or you don't. Some people get addicted

2008-12-15T17:23:26.000Z

that's definitely how it goes.

noahcounte is

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glad one was enough for me. Goodness knows, with my personality, it could have been different.

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that with my pain tolerence, I could have gotten more. I'm just happy with one tatoo right now though.

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didn't really feel his, either.

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it's weird feeling how the tatoo gun reverberated my spine when he went across it though.

2008-12-15T18:41:47.000Z

you've got a lower back piece?

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acutally an upper back piece. It goes right down the middle of my back.

2008-12-15T18:51:04.000Z

that's pretty big for a "I don't really care about tattoos" kind of tattoo.

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about 5.5 inchs. I figured that if I'm going to get one, it's going to be a nice one.

2008-12-15T18:53:50.000Z

oh, that's not huge. I was picturing full sized angel wings or something.

2008-12-15T18:58:57.000Z

not that big. It's only about 3 inches wide and then it runs down the spine.

2008-12-15T19:05:43.000Z

nice. That's a good size, I think. Murals are overkill.

2008-12-15T19:16:44.000Z

so too. I don't care for the sleeves too much either.

noahcounte has

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seen some beauties, but wouldn't want one, and doesn't think they are cool, regardless of the quality of the artwork.

2008-12-15T19:43:11.000Z

it makes it difficult to find a good job with a lot of tatoos and piercings.

2008-12-15T22:16:08.000Z

spiderwebs tattooed on your face are probably pretty limiting.

SucreLune says

2008-12-15T22:31:10.000Z

oh noes!! i know the feeling.

2008-12-15T23:01:47.000Z

so as well Matt.

2008-12-15T23:37:14.000Z

I don't think Karen is coming back to Plurk. She feels as though she's not paying enough attention to Twitter. :rollseyes:

2008-12-16T15:42:21.000Z

awwwww. Twitter is simple to multitask with. Plurk is more important.