NerdyNerak
says
SCREW IT and marks all as read. I haven't the patience for this! I'm coffee-less so far today! 
noahcounte
wonders
why you bother?
NerdyNerak
wonders
what you're wondering what I bother with? 
noahcounte
says
plurking, of course! Every time you come back you mark 'em all as read!
NerdyNerak
has
not marked them as read the last three times. So there.
NerdyNerak
has
noahcounte
says
oh really?
Yes, really. 
noahcounte
says
you don't really want a piece of me, do you?
noahcounte
says
hmmmmmm... that didn't come out right.
NerdyNerak
will
take a drumstick.
noahcounte
says
mmmm dark meat.
dragon_harrower
wonders
how we're going to cook him. Rotisserie anyone?
noahcounte
thinks
that sounds a little painful... and can think of better ways to be eaten.
dragon_harrower
says
we aren't going to eat you alive. We'll kill you in a humane way first.
doesn't actually want to eat you. I'd miss one of my buddies. 
noahcounte
says
I'd be with you for a while. Then it would pass. 
dragon_harrower
has
a feeling that you'd get back by giving us a wicked case of the runs!
noahcounte
says
I'd plurk your ass from my rotisseried grave!
dragon_harrower
wonders
what part of my ass you'd be plurking.
noahcounte
says
asses come in parts? *off to do some research*
dragon_harrower
thinks
left ass cheek and right ass cheek are somewhat separate.
noahcounte
wonders
what that crack was good for...
dragon_harrower
thinks
butts would look really weird without a crack.
noahcounte
says
hahaha. You'd only need one hand to hold one.
dragon_harrower
feels
that you have a great point.
noahcounte
says
and that would leave the other hand free...
dragon_harrower
thinks
it'd be nice to use the other hand.
noahcounte
says
being handy is a virtue!
dragon_harrower
wants
a handy man!
noahcounte
says
I'm a regular James Taylor.
noahcounte
hopes
that wasnt' too obvious. I don't even really care for James Taylor.
dragon_harrower
likes
Tim Taylor better.
noahcounte
says
hahaha. Another handy man! Very funny.
a funny person sometimes.
gathered as much.
dragon_harrower
says
I thought that I'd make sure. Not that I needed to or anything.
noahcounte
says
never hurts to know where you stand!
dragon_harrower
says
absolutely!
noahcounte
says
unless you're barefoot and in broken glass.
dragon_harrower
hates
that. Or stepping on a tack or needle.
noahcounte
thinks
that sucks, too. It's amazing how far into your foot something can go, though!
dragon_harrower
thinks
it is rather fascinating, but only whenit happens to someone else.
noahcounte
hopes
it never happens to Casey again.
grateful for your wel-wishes!
noahcounte
has
lots of well-wishes (and little else) to give!
dragon_harrower
thinks
well-wishes are great!
noahcounte
thinks
so too. That's why I dole them out like red noses at a clown convention
That is the most awesome analogy yet!
noahcounte
is
the Analogizer!
dragon_harrower
says
that definitely fits you perfectly!
noahcounte
thinks
it fits him like OJ's glove... No, that's not it...
dragon_harrower
thinks
that that anology bombed.
noahcounte
says
the Analogizer can drop a bomb when necessary! w00t!
dragon_harrower
says
it has to happen sometime!
noahcounte
says
the power can be used for good and evil...
dragon_harrower
says
everything has an opposite.
noahcounte
says
true power comes from learning to harness both! You know, like a big ol' harnessing thing!
dragon_harrower
likes
a team of oxen in a yoke? :left:
noahcounte
wonders
a little about Casey's childhood.
dragon_harrower
says
I worked a guest ranch in the middle of nowhee. We had to go about 13 miles by horse-drawn wagon.
noahcounte
says
to school? And you had to walk uphill both ways? barefoot?
dragon_harrower
says
No, this was just where I worked in the summer.
noahcounte
says
so no snow, either? This story is lame!
dragon_harrower
says
there was snow in May, part of June, and part of September. Does that help any?
noahcounte
says
a tale of hardship and woe! Now it is gettign good!
dragon_harrower
thinks
it has a sad ending when the boss calls most of the cabin help "lazy cocksuckers" though.
noahcounte
says
you don't seem lazy to me.
didn't think she was while working 14-16 hour days with a short break in the middle, but apparently we were. *shrugs*
dragon_harrower
says
it wouldn't have been as hard on me, except, he lied about saying it and they were good friends of the family.
noahcounte
says
that's pretty shitty. How long before he went out of business?
dragon_harrower
says
he's the manager of the place and has been for almost 20 years. I doubt they'd fire him.
noahcounte
says
did he at least get bumped out of the family friend rotation?
dragon_harrower
says
that he did. His wife pretty much got bumped out too. I understand standing up for him, but trying to blame it on the other help is wrong.
noahcounte
says
well, I hope they're happy. That's a shitty thing to do.
dragon_harrower
thinks
so too. They didn't have a very good year last year. They were having a hard time finding help, but it's harder now that he did that.
noahcounte
thinks
it should be harder. You can't treat people like they are less than human, and expect to have them come back for more. Stupid.
dragon_harrower
says
he's lived in the area where he's trying to get his workers all his life and no one can stand him. Also, not a smart move.
noahcounte
thinks
even dogs know better than to shit where they sleep.
dragon_harrower
says
the salary of $1500 a month working appx 14 hours a day, 6 days a week for almost 6 months in the middle of nowhere also makes it hard.
noahcounte
says
on the plus side, you save the whole wad, since you have to harness the oxen to get into town
dragon_harrower
feels
that that was one of the main good things about it. We used horses and mules though. No oxen. 
noahcounte
thinks
oxen are so 2004.
noahcounte
says
old skool!
definitely agrees.
noahcounte
says
once again, agreement pwns!
dragon_harrower
says
we are the pwner of pwners!
noahcounte
says
hahah
noahcounte
says
you should come to comred1's blog. He thinks we are the PWN!
dragon_harrower
thinks
I should go look at his blog then.
noahcounte
says
there are only about four posts, and only one or two of those is worth reading. It's all about his love for Karen. And me. Very weird.
noahcounte
says
and in mostly broken English. Plus, he has glasses that make him look like he belongs on CHiPS. AND (as if that wasn't enough)...
noahcounte
says
he's Bangladeshi (I think)
went and looked. I saw the post that was mostly about his love for you two.
noahcounte
says
a complete waste of 20 minutes, I am sure.
dragon_harrower
has
to admit that it was.
noahcounte
says
and it's been going on for months! It's non-stop!
dragon_harrower
thinks
that's the worrisome part. That's a lot of lovin'!
noahcounte
says
I get blow-back. He's a Karen stalker.
dragon_harrower
has
definitely noticed that. Thankfully, I don't get many stalkers on there.
noahcounte
thinks
if your name was Bob or Mike, you'd get no stalkers at all. Maybe a gay male from time to time...
just gratefull that I only get what few I have. I could have way more!
noahcounte
thinks
it's easy - just talk about your bewbs a lot!
dragon_harrower
says
that would draw them in.
noahcounte
says
I've seen it in action.
dragon_harrower
says
as have I. I'm much happier creep-free though.
I'm much happier creep-free though.
noahcounte
feels
creeps are way overrated.
dragon_harrower
thinks
so too.
noahcounte
wonders
where perverted crosses the line to creepy?
dragon_harrower
has
no idea.
noahcounte
hopes
he stays on the perverted side.
dragon_harrower
likes
the perverted side. It keeps life interesting.
noahcounte
says
if only it had more variety! Then it would be twice as spicey
dragon_harrower
says
Spicy mustard or Tabasco sauce would help. Just add to whatever perverted things you're doing and BAM! spiciness.
noahcounte
says
yow! I love hot sauce, but I do try to keep it in my mouth!
dragon_harrower
thinks
usually the best policy.
noahcounte
says
and other incidental contact, of course. Fire on day two!
dragon_harrower
says
the burning ring of fire!
noahcounte
says
a reminder of good food and indescretion.
dragon_harrower
loves
to eat good food.
noahcounte
is
in full agreement. Bad food is icky!
dragon_harrower
says
w00t! Agreement!
noahcounte
says
of course there is. As if we're surprised!
surprised when we disagree, but not too surprised.
noahcounte
says
peanut butter was a surprise. I thoguht everyone loved peanut butter!
weird about that one. I'm not sure why I have such a vendetta against the stuff.
noahcounte
wonders
- especially since it's so delicious!
gags.
noahcounte
says
hahaha. I'm still not holding it against you.
dragon_harrower
loves
that you aren't that against me. 
noahcounte
thinks
it would be terrifically difficult to be against you.
dragon_harrower
hopes
so. I'd hate to be easy to be against.
noahcounte
says
it would be a cold day in Hell.
dragon_harrower
says
awww.
dragon_harrower
likes
cold days, but not cold days in Hell.
noahcounte
says
I bet it sleets there.
dragon_harrower
thinks
that it'd have to.
noahcounte
says
now THAT'S hell!
n't the least bit fond of sleet. It should either rain or snow, not both!
could not possibly agree more. It should be winter, or not winter. It should never be both winter and something else.
dragon_harrower
thinks
that sleet is a pain no matter how you look at it.
noahcounte
says
for every form of wweather, there's a Polar Bear Club equivalent 
dragon_harrower
thinks
the sleet club needs to be smacked upside the head then.
noahcounte
says
it should be enough that they get stinging sleet all over the most sensitive bits. No sense, no feeling.
dragon_harrower
thinks
you have a valid point. Maybe they lose feeling in some of the exposed parts. :eyes:
noahcounte
says
perish the thought! Those are the parts where feeling is the most ... well, i'd hate to lose it!
dragon_harrower
feels
the same way. Apparently they don't.
noahcounte
says
some people find a thin line between pleasure and pain - and it's a lot closer to pain than the line I have between the two
dragon_harrower
thinks
that's about the same for me. Tattoos and piercings I can somewhat understand, since there's something to show for it. Freezing? Nuh-uh.
noahcounte
says
Yeah. Tina is tattooed. I got one, pretty much to stop her from asking me to get one - Vashti's footprint form her birth certificate
noahcounte
says
on my shoulder blade.
dragon_harrower
thinks
that's neat. I'm one of the least tatooed and pierced in my family. It's probably a good thing.
I'm one of the least tatooed and pierced in my family. It's probably a good thing.
noahcounte
says
it's one of those things, I think. You get them or you don't. Some people get addicted
dragon_harrower
says
that's definitely how it goes.
noahcounte
is
glad one was enough for me. Goodness knows, with my personality, it could have been different.
dragon_harrower
thinks
that with my pain tolerence, I could have gotten more. I'm just happy with one tatoo right now though.
didn't really feel his, either.
dragon_harrower
thinks
it's weird feeling how the tatoo gun reverberated my spine when he went across it though.
noahcounte
says
you've got a lower back piece?
dragon_harrower
says
acutally an upper back piece. It goes right down the middle of my back.
noahcounte
says
that's pretty big for a "I don't really care about tattoos" kind of tattoo.
dragon_harrower
says
about 5.5 inchs. I figured that if I'm going to get one, it's going to be a nice one.
noahcounte
says
oh, that's not huge. I was picturing full sized angel wings or something.
dragon_harrower
says
not that big. It's only about 3 inches wide and then it runs down the spine.
noahcounte
says
nice. That's a good size, I think. Murals are overkill.
dragon_harrower
thinks
so too. I don't care for the sleeves too much either.
noahcounte
has
seen some beauties, but wouldn't want one, and doesn't think they are cool, regardless of the quality of the artwork.
dragon_harrower
thinks
it makes it difficult to find a good job with a lot of tatoos and piercings.
noahcounte
thinks
spiderwebs tattooed on your face are probably pretty limiting.
SucreLune
says
oh noes!! i know the feeling.
dragon_harrower
thinks
so as well Matt.
noahcounte
says
I don't think Karen is coming back to Plurk. She feels as though she's not paying enough attention to Twitter. :rollseyes:
dragon_harrower
says
awwwww. Twitter is simple to multitask with. Plurk is more important.
agrees - and I saw a few guilty plurks from her this morning. 