the idiot could use less beef in his diet, dammit!

doesn't think so! That processed meat could kill any normal person, even the stupid American asshole! Which is probably a good thing..

| Tomatoes has goddamn antioxidants! Making it so much better!

it kills the meaning of the tomato when eaten with anything else. Except pasta, because pasta is just damn awesome.

think's it's absolutely normal! "Who're you calling a 'strange lil pasta boy', you bastard!" He shouts, holding out a fist.

punches the American's side. "Stop that, dammit! Don't touch my HAIR!"

screams, a really girly scream as the other fights back. "Hyaaaaaa! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He cries as he struggles to get free.

huffs still flustered. "Y-yeah right! You were probably trying to kill me or something, dammit!"

's turns a little red, embarrassed. "Stop laughing, dammit! It's annoying." He frowned.

swats the other's hand away. "What the hell was that for!?"

doesn't like the sound of that. "And you annoy the hell out of me, bastard."

suddenly turns red and VERY uncomfortable. He can't believe that stupid American's tugging *that* hair! "S-stop that, bastard! Ch-chigiii-!"

glares at him, though his eyes are a little teary. "And that would be YOUR FAULT, asshole!!"

holds out a fist, but remembers not to use it. "YES YOU DID, GODDAMMIT!"

pushes his hand aways, turns around and crosses his arms across his chest. "I fucking told you to stop touching my hair! So it's definitely_

YOUR FAULT, dammit!"

turns around to face him, still with an angry expression on his face. "You're the one who started it!"

getting frustrated. "Goddammit! Yes you did, asshole!"

glares. "It should be goddamn obvious! You touched hair and that counts as harassment!" Of course, it was more than just harassment.

shouts, "Exactly! That's harassment!"

doesn't say anything and just glares a deathly, mafia-esque glare.

grits his teeth and swats the American's hands away, again. "N-no! Dumbass!"

doesn't get how this idiot can laugh so much! "W-what!?"

doesn't find it funny at all and crosses his arms. "Just don't fucking touch me again! Jerk!"

waves his arms around furiously. "I know ALL the mafia families in Italy, you know, asshole! Don't go calling me cute or small, stupidface!"

"NO I'M NOT!"

seriously wants to punch him. "I AM NOT!"

chimes in "Are so~"

glares at Antonio. "WHAT the fuck are y- I'M NOT!" He pouts.

does NOT enjoy being picked on like this, goddammit! D<

grins. "He is! He gets all red like a tomato~ Aww, I just wanna pinch those cheeks..."

's jaw drops open. "WHAT!? NO I DON'T!!"

laughs. "You do~!"

shakes his head vigorously, "NO, GODDAMMIT!"

just grins. Widely.

starts hitting Antonio. "Goddammit you asshole! I'm not a fucking tomato!!"

tries to pull his arms away. "Tomatoes are way cuter! They don't hit people!"

shouts, "I'M NOT A GODDAMN TOMATO SO I CAN DEFINITELY HIT YOU!" He continues to hit Antonio and swats Alfred's hand away.

tries to pick Lovi up. D: