（´∀｀） you're gonna miss out

...On?

Wouldn't you like to know all about everyone's dirty secrets?

Not really, no. And I don't see why anyone should want to know mine.

Well, that's fine. I mean, I know everything already.

...You probably do. That's quite terrifying.

I wouldn't mind being let in on some things...

Although I never did get an answer to that baton question.

You won't get one, either!

Roderich, tell us truly now, how many times has the grand piano acted as a bed~?

...Has the word "not" in my post suddenly become invisible?

...Let me rephrase that. Not counting the times you were unaware, how many times has the grand piano acted as a bed in your presence..?

I'm not going to answer that.

Let me see...

See what, exactly?

Personally, my record is three times.

I...I did not need to hear that.