just had a cat dropped on her head... 4 cats do not fit on 1 cat tree while chasing 1 laser dot... and I was the idiot sitting under them...
Japanic
says
<_< Okay, it was a little funny. But now I'm bleeding on top of everything else.
Japanic
says
this is like me knowing there was a cat in my christmas tree and playing with one of the branches with my bare foot
Yes, that would get you had. 
Japanic
says
it was not one of my better moments
Schizosena
says
I kicked a sword.
Japanic
wonders
how you did that
Schizosena
was
running down narrow hallway with large broadsword in hand... Doorjamb popped out of *nowhere* and knocked sword out of hand... I kicked it.
Japanic
asks
how badly yor foot was hurt?
Schizosena
says
tendons where visible...
Japanic
says
oh! you did it good!
very good. tried passing out.
Japanic
says
only tried, your one tough girl
Schizosena
says
lots of experience: barbed-wire snakes, demon cats, etc... What's a little sword to the foot?
Japanic
says
it sounds funner than nails and prickly pears
Schizosena
says
only a little... sister had the nail, I've had the pears and broken glass..
Japanic
says
yep I got that one too
can't remember all of her scars anymore... flew off a horse, landed face-first... of course, we've both had car accidents...
Japanic
says
dislocated my hip
mine just goes numb. 
Japanic
says
smashed open my finger
smashed...? ew...
Japanic
says
I was still to young for it to brake, but they had to put stickes in it