i just killed

a brown recluse

when i saw it

it was on the wall

but it KNEW man

t knew

it*

so it started running

and it's a fast fucker

i threw a bottle of head and shoulders at it

jizz looking explosion

everywhere

except

cleaner

and it spells nice

smells*

and then i proceeded

to

BEAT IT TO DEATH

"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!"

i'm so scared, you guys

i'm not... sleeping tonight

i just know it

Nik the Spider Killer.