bets he's thinking about Alfred!

And what if it is?! Is there a PROBLEM?

I am not the one with the problem! With that attitude I'm not surprised he only wants to be as far away from you as he possibly can!

-Opens mouth, says nothing- ... -Closes it- That's not true. That's not true and you know it!

And even if it was, it wouldn't bother me! I don't like being around him anyway!

Okay, you can go back to your lonely island and live in denial forever, so I can keep laughing at your patetic figure !

Fine then, you just keep wanting me for my arse. <3

.................that was a low blow

Really now? I had no idea.

You're nothing special! So shut up!

Ohh? I'm not? Then why're you after me like a hound on a fox, mm?

Like you don't want it! You were tempting me!

Tempting you? How? BT

With your damn arse!

By having an arse, mm?

well... you have other things, but that's not the point!

I did not tempt you! You were merely tempted by me! Of your own accord! It was NOT my fault.

Well, it actually IS , for not letting me touch you... if you would let me, then I could satisfy my needs, and we all would be happy

You should go satisfy yourself WITH YOUR FIANCE.

Maybe I will! But it doesn't mean I won't be back for you later -laughs-

Ohhh you won't. Trust me. I may be in the middle of a gun ban but I always have my pistol with me, so don't get any ideas. Frog.

-laughs more- Whatever you say! You trying to resist makes it even more entertaining

You'll be even more entertaining when you're shot and writhing on my floor you damn wine bastard.

You are not capable to do that, love.

I must have done it a thousand times in the past. Why in the world would I stop now?

Because you'll regret it later

Ohhh will I? BT

Yes, and I know you don't want me to take the guillotine out of the closet, cher

Try it. I've got range on my side!

You know what, I have more important things to do than wasting my time and energy with YOU

obviously you're not giving me anything worthy today anyway!

Hmph! Good riddance!