I hear its rampant in Plurkistan

lol yeah it is, i got it from my trip from Plurkistan to Plurkland

You need to take some Plurkitole

i have, it give me a plurkfection

Oh plurk it up. Just stick some ice up there and you'll be fine

i stuck some ice right up there and i started shitting plurks

lol

Oh, well maybe you should head on over to the plurkspital.

i did, the doctor told me i had plurkitous.. as i said in the topic lol

he give me a couple of plukills and pumped my karma up and i was off to go

I think we'd better Plurkin' stop now.