what do you want to get out of bed for?

*licks you till you get out of bed*

Hmm If I start licking you might not ever want to get out of bed. Sticks his tongue out and shows it off.

Because my roommate is making chocolate ca--wait, what's all this about licking?

I happen to like the taste of a woman in bed.... smiles....

Well I suppose if you were tasting one in a restaurant, you'd probably get arrested.

I thought you were in Bed Alia? How did I get into a Restaurant?

LOL! I managed to drag myself out. Roomie turned on the blender above us and cat went ballistic.

My cat is a scardy cat. She runs from everything. A fly will make her run.

My cat's not afraid of anything, but he's pestered by a lot. Has to know what it is, where it's coming from. Then he has to eat it.

lol.... sounds so familiar. I think my cat hunts at night. I find gifts on my doorstep every morning... yuck

It's love! Or he's trying to stock the house for winter.

You're lucky it's not still alive when he brings it in, that means he's trying to teach you to hunt.

Yeah... She is a good hunter and knows to kill her prey. She's awesome... the best cat I ever had

My cats are pretty useless for hunting. My biggest pest issue is flying insects, and it is collectively all of their most glaring weakness.

Not my cat. She keeps the rodents down. It's her job and she is allowed to be a scardy cat if she wants too

My cat is a scardy cat too. It's an odd thing that he runs from about EVERYTHING yet he'd get into fights with other cats and he loveshuntin