sends him Pierre with some 'Forever Alone' comic strips

sends back a letter with a curse written on it. Enjoy that!

doesn't really believe in that and is afraid the old man is schizophrenic or something, maybe he just needs company!

really really needs company, actually... b-but not from you!

goes to visit him anyway, because it's always a good time to bug and englishman!

No! No! It is not a good time to bother an Englishman! ... Fuck. Well, fine, come in for some tea then, I just put it on.

It's not very fond of tea, but will never admit he likes the one that he prepares. "So how's been the weather? Rainy and grey, like always?"

As if it gets any different. Yes, rainy and gray, like always.

Obvioysly the weather is not the only grey thing here, you should be glad I'm here to brighten up your day!

'Brighten' is a bit much, don't you think? Mm, whatever. Would you like a scone? 8D

*gets pale and frowns in disgust* I would prefer something edible, thankyou

... Ass. Fine. -Goes to get him some biscuits- >>

-thinks he should be that obedient more often-

-Thinks that you should shut your ugly mug-

-Returns with biscuits- <3 There you are. Eat up!

-picks a biscuit and stares at it- Did you bake it?

Of course.

...... -makes a face of disgust and leaves it on the plate-

... BT

-Picks it up, throws it at him-

Hey! -dodges- You know you can kill someone with that!

Well you're going to kill someone with the lovely assortment of sexually transmitted diseases you carry around but you don't see me talking!

Oh you wish you had some of my sexually transmitted diseases, bush-brows~ But don't worry, that's something we can always fix!

Like hell you're giving me any! At least I know how to suffer alone you prick! Sod off!

You don't have to suffer if you don't want, I'm right here to please you~

You shouldn't even be talking like that. You're a taken man, aren't you? You fuck Canada on a regular basis, that I know. :\

What he doesn't know can't hurt him, and in any case, it'll be for an honorable cause! -laughs-

My apologies, but I am NOT going to help you cheat on poor Matthew. And I'm going to tell him that you asked, too! Frog!

No no no no, don't l! -stands up to cover his mouth- Please don't, tell him, he'll get angry and burn my house.

Listen, we can have fun just one night and nobody else needs to get involved~ hahaha

-Stares at, mouth covered- ...

-Bites hand-

-SCREAM OF PAIN- You! Beast! I'm trying to make a deal with you -stares at the red mark on his hand-

And I'm telling you no because you're a damn whore! Learn to be faithful for once in your life, would you? -Spits on him-

Oh you are such a gentleman, aren't you? -frowns- Plus, cheating with you is not exactly 'cheating', aren't you Matthieu's mother after all?

... I am just as much a father as you are. Hmph! But either way, you need to go home and rethink your choices. Bastard. :T

Are you kicking me out of your house?! You can't do that with guests !

I can if they're French! It's in the code. 83

I am going to stay as long as I want! It's not like I want to stay anyway.. but I'm not letting you to kick me out!

FINE. Then what do you want? BT

You in your butler outfit.

... And what if I don't want to wear my butler outfit?

Oh ~you'll wear it after a few drinks! Consider it my Christmas present for this year!

... I will wear it but you may not touch.

Not touch the oufit or who's wearing it?

Both!

.... what if I use gloves? My hands won't be touching... technically

NO TOUCHING.

>T

Can I take pictures?

... One picture.

What about a video?

No.

....

Are you sure I can't touch you?

YES.

And what if I touch myself?

... Then you will be kicked out.

-pouts- Oh , come on.. s'il te plaît ? -puppy-dog eyes-

YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT.

FINE! .....You're not fun.

Mm, whatever. -Goes, puts on his outfit, comes back out- I'm going to put on some tea or something, would you like something to eat?

-blushes madly and his eyes sparkle in lust - Oui~ I'd love cuisses de grenouille! -takes a picture-

... What? You know what, nevermind, I'll make bubble and squeak from yesterday's roast. -Goes to the kitchen, rolls eyes-

-follows him- Don't you mind if I supervise you? I want to be sure you're not putting poison in my food.

-Rolls eyes- Whatever. Go get me the meat out of the freezer, would you? -Grabbing pots and plates and whatnot-

-opens the fridge, gets the meat, and leaves it on the counter- You look so sexy... -hugs him from behind-

WHAT did I say about touching? -Grabs the steak knife-

*quickly releases him* I-I can't help it! Be careful with that!

You can help it just fine. Stay off me! -Sets the knife down, gets to work washing everything- >__>

I guess I'm going to wait until you're drunk.. -sighs-

Oh, I'm sure you think I'm easy when I'm drunk, mm? -Snort-

You're never easy, cher... but it helps.

Don't make me beat you over the head with a bottle, frog.

You need to focus that rage in other fields, I can help you with that~

You need to focus your whorish ways in other directions, your LOVER can help you with that.

Actually Matthieu and I are more than just casual lovers, and don't get me wrong, I love him; but you have always been of my interest too

Then that is just too damn bad. You must pick one or the other, and I would never forgive you for betraying Matthew so THERE.

... you say it in a way it sounds like something really awful, you know?

... Because cheating is really awful. BT

But I am sure it's fair for us to have some fun, at least before I get married!

Yes, you're right! So go get drunk and roll around in the dirt with one of your other pals or something.

But if you so much as touch me again, I am telling Canada EVERYTHING.

I am offering you a night of pleasure and satisfaction to help you to get over your loneliness and you even dare to threaten me!

BECAUSE YOU ARE A CHEATING FROG BASTARD.

SHUT UP AND COME HERE ALREADY! -laughs and pats on his lap-

-Throws a rag at him-

-is hit by the rag- ...............

... >D

....... -throws it back with so much rage omg- >(

-GRABS, THROWS BACK-

-makes a ball with it and throws it back , aiming at his crotch-

-Grabs it in midair, throws it over France's head and ties it there-

-punches him on the stomach- Don't even dare to touch my hair!