i went up to feed my horses.

UP being that it's a hill on an incline.

on the way back down my 220 lbs mastiff decides he wants to jump on me.

i hit the ground like a brick

but this isn't enough every time i try to get up he pushes me back over

my rottweiler tinkerbell had to run in and get his ass off

and i'm SURE

ideally

t would've looked hilarious on video

but

i have fibromyalgia

and i'm in so much pain

i want to shoot up a pharmacy to get some vicodin

i hate my dog so much right now

this is what i get

for having a sam winchester sized puppy

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