he can help! It's easy once you get used to.

Matthew is good at this sort of thing, because I'm not.

is! And it's glad he can help you in something <3

maybe the rosbif is too old to catch up with new tecnology

that Francis please go fuck himself with a giant cactus. <3

stares them.

it's alright Matthew, don't worry. Your father is just a giant arse.

put a giant cactus in England's chair in the next world conference

if the frog thinks he is actually stupid enough to fall for such a thing. Obviously I'm not.

he could became invisible right now.

to hate Francis. <3

Matthew. It's alright. D:

Matthew and somehow will make sure that cactus ends up in Englands arse anyway <3

them both and thinks you two should get along better :<

France and has for centuries. Why are you asking us to change an age-old tradition, love?

not any interest in changing his relationship with the bush-brows

... I'm not asking you both to change, just... b-be nice_

?

It's nice with him as long as he's not in the same room

I can tolerate him just fine from across the channel.

would tolerate him even better if the island sinks....

inmediately starts to raise the level of use of resources to increase global warming <3

that Francis goes and dies in a horrible, horrible fire.

Francis, if you start global warming, then I'm one of the first countries damaged too.

reconsiders it , just because of Canada, because he doesn't really care about the horrible island

Oh I'm sure. Insufferable beast of a man.

You should look yourself in a mirror, because those brows are obviously traits of a beast.

sighs heavily and heads to the kitchen.

Oh? At least I don't have more STDs than hairs on my head!

Arthur, would you like a cup of tea? -tries to ignore their argument-

You talk like you didn't had some of la herpes the France in your body already ! -doesn't remember Matthew is there anymore-

... Francis, darling, would you love a cup of coffee or something? /asks passive-agressively

Coffee, please - doesn't notice him being passive-aggressive yet

... Tea, please. >___>

Okey. -Goes out and gives Arthur his cup- Hope you like it! -smiles and turns to give Francis his coffee cup that is burning-

-Sips, grumbles-

Tea is better than coffee.

I agree with you -sips his own cup-

<3

<33 /mama-daugh--SON bonding time

doesn't take seriously since one of them thinks fried rocks are food and the other one is addict to maple and ketchup

-It's okay Matt, more scones for us. <3-

-will teach Matthieu to appreciate the delicate taste of frog legs-

-...shudders thinking about both dishes, but nods to Arthur <3-

-wonders why his Matthieu is allying to Arthur-

-Because I'm better, duh-

-is sure Arthur is manipulating him as always >( -