♠ edgeworth ♠
hat
forgotten to use this for months.
that's not very social of you
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
I prefer to be social in person, thank you
then why do you have one of these?
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
... Why not?
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Really, Mr. Edgeworth, I thought you wanted to use this for "communication purposes"!
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
...
hello kay
keeping Edgeworth in line for me?
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
Don't start that Wright
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Huh? Oh...you're Phoenix Wright, right?
verilyergo: Now, now. Not in front of the kids
stealingyourlines: That's wright
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Ha ha ha!
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Well not really
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Does this mean I get front-row seats?
I can make arrangements
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
You're not a very good influence...
I'm an influence?
I thought you actually had a sense of fun, Mr. Edgeworth!
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
My sense of fun has nothing to do with this
Misplaced it again?
It's okay, we won't judge.
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
if anyone has misplaced anything it's you and your sense of propriety.
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
(nottalking)
Yatagarasu II
sagt
I can help you find it!
what propriety?
♠ edgeworth ♠
sagt
exactly.
how can I misplace something I don't have?
knowing you, that seems something you could manage.
you laugh, but it's very true.
I think you give me too much credit.
Any luck finding my propriety, Kay?
... I think I *do*
Yatagarasu II
sagt
I couldn't find Mr. Edgeworth's sense of fun either, Mr. Wright.
What on earth is that picture?
Maybe they ran off together.
What picture?>
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Yeah, maybe they did!
Always so expressive, Edgeworth.
Yatagarasu II
sagt
But his icy glare actually makes some girls swoon.
... what?
So I hear. Must be inconvenient.
I would have noticed if any woman fainted in front of me.
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Yeah! During this one case, Miss Paups couldn't stop talking about his cold glare and was blushing!
she was simply flustered from her ordeal, that's all.
He's like a Great Thief of hearts!
He should be careful or he'll have to prosecute himself.
Yatagarasu II
fragt
OK, why was she blushing then?
I'm no such thing!
the answer to that is simple:
stress.
...stress?
Yatagarasu II
sagt
What?!!!
Do you blush under stress?
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Don't tell me your sense of logic has gone missing too!
Maybe his sense of fun took it along just to be safe.
it's quite possible
Yatagarasu II
fragt sich
if those two would really be good friends...
It's possible that your logic ran away with your sense of fun?
no.
Yatagarasu II
sagt
I thought of something. If she was really blushing from stress, shouldn't she always blush whenever any of us talked to her?
what with one's body temperature rising under duress, it's possible that blood could run to someone's face
perhaps she didn't find the rest of you intimidating
but I am certainly not a thief of hearts.
Edgeworth, I say this as a friend, remember that de nile isn't just a river in Egypt.
That doesn't work so well over text.
No, no it doesn't
Yatagarasu II
sagt
Oh well, it's true!
that isn't a hint of jealousy, is it?
thank you, kay
jealousy? Women fainting around me sounds dangerous. I don't want to be sued.
Don't encourage him Kay. :|
if someone took legal action, you could disappear into Trucy's hat.
underwear. Her hat doesn't do anything
except look nice
.... I still find that concept offensive.
Yatagarasu II
sagt
I remember that she once said that she didn't want to fall for stern-looking guys!
Trucy?
I fear for the young man who captures her eye.
that's not very nice
Yatagarasu II
sagt
...oops, I meant Miss Paups, not Trucy!
Yatagarasu II
sagt
You can probably also hide in her magic panties too, right Mr. Wright?
with you as her father, why shouldn't I? 
stealingyourlines: the problem is finding my way out
verilyergo: i don't know what you mean
Yatagarasu II
sagt
...yeah, I heard she hides all sorts of stuff in there.
.....................
she finds it all again, eventually
something wrong, edgeworth?
nothing at all, wright.
do you have something to say?
i think your question broke it
It did nothing of the kind!
Perhaps your lack of propriety broke it instead...
then i must have found it because it's fixed now
you should keep better track of it, Phoenix
i'll put a gps chip in it right away
couldn't you just be more careful?
pack it in bubble wrap and send it to you?
you'll take better care of it than i would
I will not clean up your messes, wright
but I wouldn't object to receiving a package from time to time.
is that a hint?
what would you like in said packages. aside from abstract concepts
if you need to ask if it's a hint or not...
whatever one finds in a package is up to the sender.
alright. pudding it is
... no.
avoid food.
why?
I don't want spoiling food. There are other things you could send.
oh.
watch out for that t-bone i just sent you then
if you send me enough ridiculous things I'll have to return the favor.
that's sweet of you
I'm well aware
did you just discover smileys?
no. Larry uses them often.
capslock too i bet
you should text him more.
when you don't, he texts *me*.
been busy. besides you two need to bond more.
I've been just as busy, if not more. I rarely have time for leisurely texting.
slow day then?
Slow day.
In fact, I ought to be sleeping...
why aren't you?
We're speaking, aren't we? in a manner...
it's also an inappropriate hour for sleeping.
there's an inappropriate hour for sleeping?
what time is it where you are?
7:14am.
so you're going to work without sleeping?
i thought we kicked all nighters once we left college
It's Saturday.
i thought you worked every day
I'm certain you think a lot of things, Phoenix Wright.
I don't need to visit the office or a crime scene to do work
that smiley makes everything you say seem ominous, you know.
how so?!
it just looks like it's going to jump through my monitor and strangle me with your cravat
what a crime scene that would be
I don't smile at crimescenes
i would hope not
even i have better manners than that
that comes as a mild surprise.
my poor feelings
you're fine, I'm sure.
if not, Trucy will find bandages for you
i think she has some left over from last time.
you'd make both of our lives easier if you didn't hurt my feelings like that so often
I am too tired to deal with lectures of guilt. it wasn't meant to be insulting.
then go to sleep
and i'm yanking your chain.
I noticed, and I'm not sleeping yet.
shouldn't you be sleeping?
it's not even midnight here
so?
so it's still a respectable hour for me to be awake
suit yourself, phoenix.
You'll be exhausted in the morning.
won't be the first time
why would you do that to yourself?
why would you?
... I asked you first, Wright.
are we in kindergarten again?
answer the question.
i don't feel like going to sleep
fair enough.
If I don't sleep, it's because I have work to do.