upgrade. Unfortunately the fishmonger had taken her last dollar. Her next plan was to head to the docks and...
try and make a little quick cash from the sailors. It was amazing how fast their socks wore out and she was the fastest sock darner in...
in all of Plurkville. When she finished darning the last sock, she looked up and saw...........
a naked guy carrying a flaming haggis. She thought to herself...
...this would make a great music video! She pulled out her iPhone and after plurking about it, called...
her best friend and she agreed that it would go great with the song...
"Play That Funky Music," which had recently been covered by a drunken Beyonce'. If only she had enough to time to alert...
the gay mafia. Perez Hilton would love to hear about drunk Beyonce and naked dance to the tune of...
"I'm Too Sexy". But then she realized that...
she was late for her doctor's appointment, which she couldn't miss because of all the pain she'd had in her...
epidermis, and it was showing. It was always frightening to her when others would tell her it was showing. That's when she decided to...
see a witch doctor. She knew if she went into the forest she could........
see Bigfoot and win a $1million dollars. All she saw though was a raccoon who suspiciously had ...
an iphone and learned how to plurk. That quickly started to...
make everyone else completely sick of MAC updates so the Plurk society took matters into their own hands and ........
organized an intervention. MAC the Raccoon said he could quit his iPhone anytime he wanted to, but everyone knew that he had a history of..
social media overload and tech envy. It was a bad combo and really did a job on his eating habits til he went to the doc and...
a Real Life Implant inserted, thus causing him to break contact with technological devices for the next 24 hours
which was a good thing anyway because the heat wave had caused a major power outage, throwing all of Plurkville into Twitterdarkness