Pretend that there are bullet points, Khamudy.

Glowing houses.

Your fucking wildlife. I'm sick of hearing it tweet, chirp, whistle, hoot, grunt, bellow and moo at me all day while you're gone.

THE ANIMAL SOUND NOISEMAKERS ARE NOT CUTE. THEY ARE IRRITATING.

Your gestures. That baby "MUAHAHAHA" sound makes me want to invent a way I can stab you in the face over the internet.

Glowing trees.

Second Life when it decides to return my whole fucking store when I try to move shit around.

Second Life when it decides to crash every 20 minutes.

Noobs.

Noobs who want to helpfully point out to me that half my store is missing because SL returned it to my inventory when I rearranged it.

Baby sound effects.

Animal sound effects. Wait, I already said that one.

People who think they deserve to be given free animations because they spoke nicely to me.

People who ask me for escort services.

People who count a poseball test as "sex with Siryn". By the way, every time you do this, I forward your name to George.

And a chat log.

George has a temper.

Textures that don't line up.

"Seamless" textures that aren't.

Buildings that look shitty because your textures aren't seamless and you had to stick them back together after SL ate them 20 minutes ago.

Doing everything BUT the one thing that makes you money, because you're a stupid fuck who thought he could build.

I'm sorry you're having such a bad day! *hugs*

Hehe, needs MOAR bulletpoints. Yah, those things are rather annoying. I'd add talking pregnant bellies & body parts into that list xD