By how much ?

A great deal. Help me make it go up.

How can we be of service to you???

......>)

Well, I mean, I suppose I could share some pics

Since we all know you love yourself

why all bad karma?

not as much as you love me.

aaah, bad karma. I forget to put things here.

What?!

You know you love me, keeping pictures like that around

I stole it from England, don't flatter yourself

you STOLE from Angleterre for me? You could have just asked <3

... No, because then the picture I'd get wouldn't be appropriate for anything

Of course it would.

You could masturbate to it

I don't need to masturbate

Even girls need to masturbate, America. I'll teach you how it's done with that vagina of yours.

You don't need to masturbate when your girlfriend is liberty

...If I knew you had that sort of thing for stautes, I'm not sure I would have left her with you.

........... The idea, not the statue

wait

crap

So, bascially, you masturbate.

Shut up No, I don't