1. Grell Sutcliffe can't sweat.

2. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Grell Sutcliffe, was the only US president ever granted a patent.

3. Grell Sutcliffe can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!

4. Grell Sutcliffe was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.

5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Grell Sutcliffe!

6. If you lace Grell Sutcliffe from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

7. Grell Sutcliffe was declared extinct in 1902.

8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Grell Sutcliffe!

9. During severe windstorms, Grell Sutcliffe may sway several feet to either side.

10. Grell Sutcliffe is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.

Shall I leave the commentary to you darlings, or give my own? Hmmm. *So* many things to be said.

Though I will say that number seven is a bit worrisome!