1. L Lawliet is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.

2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by L Lawliet as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!

3. Americans discard enough L Lawliet to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

4. An average beaver can cut down L Lawliet every year.

5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of L Lawliet!

6. L Lawliet is the world's tallest woman.

7. Baby swans are called L Lawliet.

8. A thimbleful of L Lawliet would weigh over 100 million tons.

9. The risk of being struck by L Lawliet is one occurence every 9,300 years.

10. About 100 people choke to death on L Lawliet each year.

These are ridiculous.

@ #10: it's not that big.

It does the job.

that it does. but I cannot see how anyone could choke on it.

I said these were all ridiculous.

although if your partner was a toddler, then it is possible for he or she to choke on it.

Deviancy is more your line, isn't it?

I like to think that I'm a normal sort of person.

Then we can agree that neither of us would care to have sex with a toddler.

all right.

... you haven't wondered, though?

Wondered what exactly?

nevermind.

Then my mind is going to jump to the most unsavory, yet logical, conclusion.

umm. very well. there is little I can do to stop that.