1. Ronald Knox can use only about ten percent of his brain!
... Yeah, well.
2. During severe windstorms, Ronald Knox may sway several feet to either side!
3. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Ronald Knox on New Year's Day.
4. A Ronald Knoxometer is used to measure Ronald Knox.
That one's true.
6. If you blow out all the candles on Ronald Knox with one breath, your wish will come true!
7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Ronald Knox had to pay a special Ronald Knox tax.
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Ronald Knox.
9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Ronald Knox, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Ronald Knox.
Hm, what's this about blowing candles?
You have to blow them out, sir.
So if I can do it in one blow, I'm granted a wish? It sounds tricky, but oh so *magical*.
But only one~. That's the rule, I guess.
Well, I suppose I should practice, then.
Depends on if you know somewhere to get quality candles.
Quite true! It sounds as though you may know a place or two -- why don't you point this dear girl in the right direction?