W-what on earth...

It says something about thanksgiving. So I wonder if America did it.

It can't be real... no human would be able to kill a unicorn.

They're so strong!

So it's imitation meat?

It must be. A horrid joke. That brat America...

...I do kind of wonder how it tastes.

Maybe like fish.

What the hell is this crap?

You tell us.

Apparently it's unicorn meat?

It's not real!

...They would have told me if something happened to one of them...

You always say unicorns are real!

oh...

They are real. However, no human would be able to kill a unicorn for their meat.

They would be killed, and rightly so!

*snickers*

...W-what's so funny?

They used a plush there, you have to admit, they really thought hard on this one

It's horrible! Whoever did it should be hanged.

We don't have cruel and unusual punishment like that anymore, y'know

It's funny, just roll with it?

Easy for you to say...

People make fun of me all the time, you don't see me getting angry xD

I don't think you notice, most of the time...

You don't think I notice, but not everyone responds with being mad. Besides, I wouldn't eat unicorn for thanksgiving, that's turkey

Right, right. Whatever.

I'm not... mad.

I just... I know them. So, it's like you're seeing a friend... Being chopped up into little bits...

Okay, yeah I can see that. But don't wrry it's just a joke I'm not seriously going to chop up a friend xD

...Right. I know that...

I'm sorry, America.

No need to apologize!

Seriously \^^;