Bored. No breasts within reach. 
This is no way for a man to live.
Cube
says
I really wish there was some way I could remedy that for you but I'm afraid there really isn't.
...Uh, certainly sounds like a dilema there.
... Yeah! I mean, Lichtenstein has no boobs to speak of and her brother's kind of...
...
...
If only Switzerland-san were more like the image...
Radio Francais
says
you want my ass?
...