National Cat Day?

Mhm. Apparently so.

Well, learn something new everyday, I suppose.

So you have two holidays on one day?

Eh it's not my Holiday for that assholes birthday. But I'll happily celebrate Cat Day though.

Oh... I'm confused, who's the old man?

...Turkey

... Why does he wear a mask?

So he doesn't scar children.

*snerk*