Gilbert
2010-10-28T17:07:43.000Z
is working on his costume! ...and making a mess in the process.
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Eliza
2010-10-28T17:25:47.000Z
laughs. Of course he is. If he asks nicely she might forget how much she dislikes him to help him fix it.
Gilbert
2010-10-28T23:54:47.000Z
squints at her. It isn't broken...he's totally doing an awesome job.
Eliza
2010-10-29T01:19:48.000Z
's eye twitches. It looks horrible. Like his face.
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Gilbert thinks
2010-10-29T01:22:55.000Z
it looks pretty cool. Unlike her boobs. Those look like bad backalley jobs.
Eliza
2010-10-29T01:33:03.000Z
grinds her teeth and decides not to hit him. at least she didnt waste money on a baby dick like he did.
Gilbert
2010-10-29T01:39:06.000Z
snorts. She's never seen his dick. He was blesse with that big thing. Naturally. He should base her ideas about dick on Roddy's junk.
Gilbert
2010-10-29T01:39:38.000Z
She shouldn't* fail )
Eliza
2010-10-29T01:43:24.000Z
's face flames and she punches him in the chest. Austrias dick is fine. Its Gilbert over compensating by bragging how awesome he is.
Gilbert
2010-10-29T01:54:51.000Z
might wheeze a little, but that wasn't all that bad. She hits like a sissy.
Eliza will
2010-10-29T02:09:12.000Z
take her fist and aim at his face then, channeling her anger into energy. She's aiming to break something or at least bruise.
Arthur
2010-10-29T19:02:58.000Z
[ /stalks you two .... /totally doesn't ship pruhun, nope .. <v<b]
Eliza
2010-10-29T19:24:00.000Z
(pffft you...off, off! -shales fist-)
Gilbert
2010-10-30T04:40:48.000Z
howls, grabbing for his face as he rocks back. "What the hell?!"
Eliza
2010-10-30T08:13:23.000Z
snarls and raises her fist again. "Sissy nothing, you asshole! I may not have my frying pan but I can still beat the shit out of-
Eliza
2010-10-30T08:13:30.000Z
a pussy like you!"
Gilbert
2010-11-01T10:42:32.000Z
doesn't always pick on weaker peop-- oh wait. Yes he does. Too bad she's still a girl and he still has a little lingering chivalry. She'll
Gilbert
2010-11-01T10:44:20.000Z
just get a rough shove for that. "Bullshit! You might have a bigger set of balls on ya than most men, but you're still a sissy!" (lol sorry.
Gilbert
2010-11-01T10:44:39.000Z
Had a con all weekend )
Eliza
2010-11-01T11:18:45.000Z
stumbles then shoves back, snarling back at him. "Why did I even bother trying to be moderately nice? You dick sucker I am not a sissy!"
Eliza
2010-11-01T11:18:55.000Z
(pft no prob. have fun?)
Gilbert
2010-11-01T12:08:02.000Z
grabs for her wrist to stop her, though not as hard as he could, and snickers. "Like you know how to be nice. Dick sucker? Nice language for
Gilbert
2010-11-01T12:08:28.000Z
a lady. That's real fuckin' attractive."
Gilbert
2010-11-01T12:08:44.000Z
Yeah, it was pretty awesome )
Eliza
2010-11-01T12:23:04.000Z
flushes and yanks at her caught wrist. She scowls at him. "Fuck you asshole." Nice comeback.
Eliza
2010-11-01T13:44:52.000Z
also stomps her foot, debating on kicking him on the shin. "You wouldn't know attractive if it came up and bit you on the dick."
Gilbert
2010-11-01T16:19:50.000Z
flicks her right on the nose, and none too gently. "Sure I do. I'm real familiar with attractive. I see it in the mirror every-
Gilbert
2010-11-01T16:20:24.000Z
morning, actually."
Eliza
2010-11-01T16:22:04.000Z
wrinkles her face and smacks his hand away, none too gently. "Is that mirror broken? Cause you're ugly as fuck." She always gets so-
Eliza
2010-11-01T16:22:21.000Z
testy around him, she swears.
Gilbert
2010-11-01T16:25:20.000Z
lets go of her wrist to pinch both her cheeks. "Nope, it works just fine. Just like the one above my bed!"
Eliza
2010-11-01T16:26:53.000Z
growls and slaps him. "Let go of my face you dick. You're acting like a grandma. And I dont give a shit about your mirror. the only person-
Eliza
2010-11-01T16:27:14.000Z
who sees it is you while you jack your tiny dick." she steps on his foot.
Gilbert
2010-11-01T16:30:30.000Z
can't really decide which part to shout about first. The slap stung, but those tennis shoes aren't exactly steel-toed. "OW! Shit, watch-
Gilbert
2010-11-01T16:31:07.000Z
where you're steppin', woman! That's a lot of weight coming down on my fuckin' foot all at once." Oh...whoops, the forbidden weight-
Gilbert
2010-11-01T16:31:30.000Z
territory. Excuse him while he backs away real slowly, hands held up to ward off whatever blunt object she might hurl at him.
Eliza
2010-11-01T16:33:53.000Z
's eye twitches as she stalks towards him, shoving her sleeve up and cracking her neck. "What did you just say to me? I know you didn't-
Eliza
2010-11-01T16:34:37.000Z
just bring up my weight. Cause you're a dead man if you did." Her hand curls into a fist.
Gilbert
2010-11-02T04:09:47.000Z
snickers. Manly, Eliza, manly. "Psht, 'course not. You're a graceful and elegant ballerina."
Eliza
2010-11-02T04:37:29.000Z
punches him dead on in the shoulder as hard as she can, then kicks him in the shin. "You sleazy bastard yes you did!" Oh the mention-
Eliza
2010-11-02T04:38:13.000Z
of her weight went as well as a ton of bricks. She doesn't buy that line. Especially not when he snickers. "Dick."
Gilbert
2010-11-02T13:03:21.000Z
hasn't learned much over the years, so he's still going to pick at her even when she's swinging at him. He'll wear the bruises proudly.-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T13:04:02.000Z
Just another successful round of bothering Hungary. "Dick? Yes, I have one and it's very nice. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T13:04:10.000Z
I can prove it, too."
Eliza
2010-11-02T15:27:50.000Z
half shrieks in disgust and pushes him, pushing a foot behind his leg so she can trip him. "Shut up! I don't want to see that nasty-
Eliza
2010-11-02T15:29:25.000Z
dick!" Her face flushes and she glares at him with the wrath of God himself.
Gilbert
2010-11-02T15:53:29.000Z
stumbles back and trips over her foot, landing hard on his ass. That's not going to stop him from laughing though. "It's not about-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T15:53:42.000Z
seeing it, princess! It's what ya do with it that counts."
Eliza
2010-11-02T15:57:40.000Z
lashes out with her foot, pining him to the ground. She breathes angrily out of her nose, face slowly turning red. "You can't do shit-
Eliza
2010-11-02T15:58:25.000Z
with that tiny thing. I bet you can't even last two minutes inside whatever the hell it is that decides to let *you* fuck it."
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:00:43.000Z
winces slightly and grabs for her leg, but high up, right around her knee. "Try two hours, Queen PMS. Two hours and I'd wear it out." Yeah,
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:00:53.000Z
that's his hand creeping up her thigh too, by the way.
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:14:50.000Z
keeps her foot there, not yet not noticing where his hand is going in her anger at him. She growls, and presses down on him. "Stop-
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:15:47.000Z
bullshitting me King Babydick. The way you drink you have the stamina of a virgin." She hopes no one else hears how crass she is.
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:28:00.000Z
tightens the hand at her knee to hopefully distract from the one on her thigh and maybe stop her from pressing down. That's starting to-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:29:16.000Z
hurt a good bit. "The way I drink doesn't have shit to do with anything. I never had a problem with whiskey-dick, woman. Ask Roddy."
Eliza will
2010-11-02T22:31:33.000Z
let off the pressure but there's no way in hell she's removing her foot and letting this fool up. Not after that comment. She feels-
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:32:37.000Z
something on her thigh, but figures it's just her dress or apron. She swallows a lump and glares at him, other hand curled in a fist. "Don't
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:33:25.000Z
you dare try and remind me of *that*." She still could spit fire at the thought of him touching Austria that way. Of course, it raises-
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:34:09.000Z
a flush for an entirely different reason but he doesn't have to know that. Ever. Or how she watched. "The thought of you raping him-
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:34:40.000Z
still haunts me. He had to wash several times to get the stink off."
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:41:38.000Z
could grab onto the band of whatever she's wearing under her dress and give her a really horrible front-wedgie, if he wanted. He might-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:42:33.000Z
do that if she doesn't get off him soon. He's got his hand right in position to do it, too, the backs of his knuckles barely brushing up-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:43:07.000Z
against her. He tilts his head and smirks. "Yeah? You sure he was washing, not going to the shower to jack off every time he thought about-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:43:09.000Z
me?"
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:44:11.000Z
would not advise that. Gilbert would be spitting up blood for a good ten minutes with how hard she would crush his dick with her foot. She-
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:45:36.000Z
doubted he did, Austria was a prude in that aspect, too polite to try and have the scandal of her over hearing. She might have cough. She-
Eliza is
2010-11-02T22:47:18.000Z
pretty clueless today, otherwise she would have noticed said knuckles. Must be cause she's so riled up. "As if. Why would he need to when-
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:47:54.000Z
he had this to service him at any given time?" She gestures to her own good looking body. Not that Austria asked for it. He was too damn-
Eliza
2010-11-02T22:48:18.000Z
wrapped up in that damn piano half the time and the other half slightly stand offish.
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:57:31.000Z
skips right on up, grabs the top of her undergarments and jerks them downward. He isn't sure if her dress is all once piece, otherwise he'd
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:58:25.000Z
have tried pulling her skirt down instead. "*Service him*? Woman, that man doesn't wanna be *serviced*. No fuckin' decent lover services-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T22:58:39.000Z
anybody. 'specially not with those bony-ass legs."
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:02:08.000Z
freezes and bites her lip, one hand going up to stop the twitching of her eye. It's the calm of the storm. He did not just do that. It's-
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:02:44.000Z
almost unthinkable. Just bypass the last insult out of his mouth and skip straight to what he just did. "Gilbert. You have two seconds-
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:03:45.000Z
to explain to me what you just did. Or fix it. If you don't, I'LL KILL YOU." Not that it would be that hard with her foot right near his-
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:03:53.000Z
windpipe.
Gilbert
2010-11-02T23:08:38.000Z
...just pinches both inner thighs. Hard.
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:11:52.000Z
forsakes crushing his windpipe with her foot for crushing it with her hands, a female demon enraged. "YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL FUCKING-
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:12:26.000Z
KILL YOU." she compromises the height advantage to just try and choke the shit out of him.
Gilbert
2010-11-02T23:23:59.000Z
's laughter gets cut short when he can't draw a deep enough breath to continue. It's just really wheezy laughter. "Get...off'a...me,-
Gilbert
2010-11-02T23:26:11.000Z
crazy lady." There's no reasoning with her, so he just jerks his knee up and attempts to flip her off him.
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:32:33.000Z
"YOU BETTER-ack!" She wheezes at the feel of his knee and scrambles, not wanting to fall and flash, hands sliding all over him.
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:53:46.000Z
could almost die as one of her hands grazes his inner thigh and OH NO SHE DIDN'T. She flails and now tries to scramble away from him, eyes-
Eliza
2010-11-02T23:53:53.000Z
wide with shock.
Gilbert is
2010-11-03T16:12:54.000Z
just thankful she didn't accidentally knee him in the dick. She can put her hands wherever she wants as long as she doesn't sink her-
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:13:28.000Z
nails in too. He rolls onto his stomach and rubs his neck, coughing once. "Your foreplay sorta sucks."
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:15:27.000Z
looks around for her undergarments, still pissed about that incident. "Just shut the hell up. Has it gone through your thick head that maybe
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:16:08.000Z
if you hadn't yanked my underwear down I WOULDN'T WANT TO CHOKE YOU." She needs to work on her volume control. She lashes out with her-
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:16:27.000Z
foot, kicking him right in the ass.
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:28:56.000Z
lives with Ludwig, who has absolutely no volume control. He can take her shouting a little. The humor's gone pretty fast when she kicks-
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:29:38.000Z
him, though. He yelps and sits up on his knees. "What the fuck is wrong with you? You ever think maybe I wouldn't be such a dick to you if
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:29:48.000Z
you weren't such a crazy bitch all the time?" Not likely. But it's fun to say.
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:31:04.000Z
stands up, hands on her hips. Now where...ha! She brushes her hair out of her face and bends over to get them, quick as a flash. What-
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:32:54.000Z
now? Oh. Well...that kinda makes sense. She snorts and turns her back to them, sliding her under back on. She chews her lip. "Maybe."
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:34:07.000Z
(him not them fail)
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:35:09.000Z
watches, of course, just in case she isn't careful enough with all that readjusting. Damn spoil-sport. "Try it sometimes, see where-
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:35:11.000Z
it gets you."
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:37:36.000Z
turns back around and walks back to him. She chews her lip then plays with her hair, letting the strands slide through her fingers. "Fine."-
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:38:40.000Z
sticks a hand out to help him out. She's too careful around gilbert to let anything flash.
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:39:23.000Z
*help him up god the errors today
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:42:06.000Z
snorts and gets up on his own. He's seen way too many of her tricks to trust that one. She'd pull him up and throw him on his face or-
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:42:30.000Z
something. He brushes the seat of his pants off, straightens his shirt, and smirks. "So. No thong today, huh?"
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:44:02.000Z
can't blame him, that is her favorite trick to pull on him. She crosses her arms with a scowl, but it's less scary and more pouty. "What's-
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:45:05.000Z
the point in wearing a thong today when I'm not trying to impress anyone?" She doesn't like them too much. not with a dress. Too breezy.
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:54:35.000Z
rolls his eyes. "So what, you just knew exactly how the day was gonna turn out? Oh. Yeah, that's right. Roddy hides from you these-
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:54:38.000Z
days, doesn't he?"
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:56:03.000Z
smacks him in the chest, but it's not hard enough to hurt. "Watch it. And no, I didn't know but I generally don't dress like I'm trying-
Eliza
2010-11-03T16:57:04.000Z
to get laid for no reason. It's more comfortable this way." She may wear a dress now, but she likes the practicality of modest clothes.
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:58:54.000Z
lifts his hand to smack her right back, but redirects it to scratch the back of his neck. She's got those *things* on her chest. "Boring.-
Gilbert
2010-11-03T16:59:05.000Z
Dress like you're tryin' to get laid and you *will*."
Eliza gives
2010-11-03T17:03:28.000Z
him a bland stare. "and how should I dress then?" She already knows his answer.
Eliza will
2010-11-03T17:17:45.000Z
also add a smack to her chest earns a kick to his dick.
Gilbert
2010-11-03T21:01:19.000Z
snorts. "Like you don't know. You've had tits for centuries. Don't tell me you never parade around with 'em hangin' out. You didn't bag-
Gilbert
2010-11-03T21:01:30.000Z
Roddy with *charm*." Politics, maybe. Charm, fuck no.
Eliza
2010-11-03T21:05:32.000Z
shoves her hands into her apron pockets so she doesn't strangle him again. She rolls her eyes. "Gilbert, not all of us are whores-
Eliza
2010-11-03T21:06:24.000Z
like you." Well, Heracles might be. No he is. "It is possible that he and I get along. he's not a dick like you."
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