How cute.

Are you going to eat him?

I don't think it's big enough to offer much meat.

Mm. That is true. Little more than a garnish.

But it is pretty, for a fish.

How many does this make now?

:| what are you getting at, Brows?

Well.

Beta's done have that long of lifespans anyways. I had another one named after you but sadly it was crushed under a rock :|

How unfortunate.

I suppose I'm just amazed to hear that you don't have a full aquarium.

The whole ocean's my aquarium.

I love going out and swimming with the fishes in their natural enviroment. You should try it!

Why do you need new fish then?

Cause I get to keep it at France's house.

Ah. I see. I think.

Wait, what? My house?

Congratulations.

Uh huh! Class it up a little more.

class it... with a fish?

A pretty fish.

You need more than one if you want class.

Like two fish?

One fish is probably sufficient.

You don't expect me to look after it, do you?

...do fish enjoy wine? I imagine it would be a bit like marinating...

He's already thinking about cooking it...

We've covered this. It'd barely make a decent garnish.

Besides, you're the fish and chips fan in this conversation.

you couldn't make a decent fish and chips with a fish like that.

Nor anything else. So then, Canada!fish is safe from the frying pan.

now sushi is another matter, but that's not my specialty.

You wouldn't eat Canada!Fish would you, papa?

It's really pretty!

How big is it?

Of course not.

Aw, cute!

Isn't it? Such a pretty colour and fluffy looking tail!

Yeah! How'd you catch it?

It came to me like most fish do.

The pied piper of fish, eh?

Where you gonna keep it?

In a little bowl with some lilies on top. It makes it look pretty! And I guess I am, Brows. They like me and I like them.

I take back my earlier skepticism. This does sound like a classy fish.

So it's okay if I bring Canada!Fish back to your house?

Bien sûr. But it's always been ok. Fish are good house guests. they don't make much noise.

Yay!

And I promise I won't try to feed him anything unsuitable for fish.

...maybe I'll keep him in my room.

But I've promised to be good!

Oh i'm sure you will.